are you gonna trick me or treat me right bro

they should invent a me that doesn’t wonder why

first date idea: we try to diagnose each other

(nonchalantly) i can’t get you out of my head

can i come over and circle you like a shark

are you gonna let me tuck you in tonight or what bro

(flirting) you make me very uneasy

my doctor prescribed me kissing you 10,000 times without stopping

hey (with the intention of finding you in every lifetime)

that brown eyed girl that likes cats will save you

who up romanticizing vampirism

hey (with the intention of being eternally devoted to you)

(flirting) you’re the bane of my existence

ever since i was little i knew something was wrong with me

are you gonna haunt me for eternity or what bro

not now bro i’m tryna ignore it

“4 likes isn’t a lot” imagine four cats purring

nice tweets bro are you on the spectrum

bro are you gonna tuck me in tonight or what

*misreads the vibe and rubs my face against you like a cat*