alex

March

No boss I can’t work, I need to go to every store in bushwick and figure out my Halloween costume

Someone closed the door in my face and said you’re welcome

I really really really hate how every image now says made on x, this is so incredibly annoying

White people be like I just put 2 and 2 together

I’ve been so sweaty and clammy today and I just put 2 and 2 together and I guess my landlord turned on the heating

Titane (2021)

I just finished my tub of Vaseline that I bought 4 years ago that’s seen me through 3 jobs, 2 relationships, 2 apartments, 12 new countries, and 16 tattoos, this is akin to the death of a loved one

Here is how I can re learn Spanish in a week for the bad gyal concert

When you get 8 tickets assigned to you in 1 meeting, girl let me smile because if I don’t I’ll die

I just don’t think I need to see that guys face this often

We gotta do something about Miami, there’s nothing but the most right wing people you’ll ever meet, AI and blockchain startups, and influencers. What a cesspool of humanity

It would be Miami

My 26th year of life was so good I can’t believe this is how my 27th year of life is starting. I smell a psyop, someone’s interfering

I love how my landlord will say rent is increasing for my lease renewal, but not tell me by how much. Mao, please resurrect, maoooooo we need you

Netherlands B reminds me of my childhood

Having constant really stressful deadlines every week for over a month is starting to really get to me and ruin my life