Only way trump is coming back from this is a transcontinental horse race from San Diego to New York with a £50 million prize
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God I fucking love Glasgow so much
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs
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Whenever I’m talking to someone with multiple pronouns and I fit all of them into a conversation, I hear the balatro multiplier
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Klein/11 is truly the gift that keeps on giving. The concept of blowing up your marriage to avoid buying your employee a Rolex is so funny
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