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WSET Local news video for Super Rad wset.com/news/local/seven-fa…
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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*slight* spoiler but i’m pretty sure elizabeth holmes references this in you can see everything and i was the only person in my theater that laughed
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In honor of Visionquest coming out, I reintroduce to you the best tweet I ever came up with 🤣
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Shitting myself at work so everyone thinks I get pussy
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Trump’s exact quote “Let them take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay.”
It’s treasonous, you liars.
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Elizabeth Holmes inviting Nathan Fielder to live in her house 34 days before going to federal prison is the most insane psychological standoff in modern history
She spent a decade faking a deep voice and wearing black turtlenecks to scam Silicon Valley out of $900 million.
Then she invited the ONE guy whose entire career is dedicated to catching people acting fake on camera to document her life.
She tricked Henry Kissinger and Walgreens, but thought she could out-smart the creator of The Rehearsal.


































