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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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I’m sorry this the funniest shit I seen in a while very original
Reffing at LA fitness
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#MCRLA1 mcr show posting in 2019: omg guys tehrye playing helena!! mcr show posting in 2026: they colonized the united states. she has a gun.
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Commanders clock management son or eagles medical staff daughter
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*slight* spoiler but i’m pretty sure elizabeth holmes references this in you can see everything and i was the only person in my theater that laughed
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Love that this is my city because we are tired of these idiots
LOOK HOW SHE FUCKING ATE THAT OMG
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Wake up babe, a new Biddy Blas edit just dropped. 🎥 boltsmcsteezey on TikTok
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In honor of Visionquest coming out, I reintroduce to you the best tweet I ever came up with 🤣
“Ayo. What is drip, if not sauce persevering?”
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Ding Dong Biddy Blas
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Shitting myself at work so everyone thinks I get pussy
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Poliwrath over the middle gonna be like Prime Ray Lewis
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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Trump’s exact quote “Let them take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay.” It’s treasonous, you liars.
No, he didn't, you buffoons. He was saying the U.S. is fighting to STOP Iran from having the ability to take out LA and San Diego with a nuclear weapon — which they would if they had the chance.
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He's doing the pose
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“Rapists of cornell rot in hell” “Public castration for all rapists and pedophiles”
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Elizabeth Holmes inviting Nathan Fielder to live in her house 34 days before going to federal prison is the most insane psychological standoff in modern history She spent a decade faking a deep voice and wearing black turtlenecks to scam Silicon Valley out of $900 million. Then she invited the ONE guy whose entire career is dedicated to catching people acting fake on camera to document her life. She tricked Henry Kissinger and Walgreens, but thought she could out-smart the creator of The Rehearsal.
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Fuck. This is so damn sad
On the morning of September 20th, Chad Everett Gilbert passed away peacefully in his sleep. He left this world surrounded by friends and family and took his final breaths with his wife and mother by his side, just as he wished.
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The best jump scare in movies in years was in Resident Evil. I can’t stop thinking about it.
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I still think about this all the time
Why is the title theme to Robocop on the gb lowkey the best music in any videogame
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