Apple cloud architect 🍎 | Silicon Valley pro | game developer | pianist | Twitch streamer | pilot (PP-ASEL) | LGBT | I even lift bro | independent | 🇳🇴🌈
Silicon Valley, California
Joined December 2008
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Hello wonderfuls: Here's a suggestion that will keep people safe on X. After Nov 3rd, you will see MANY threats of gun violence from "maga" accounts. As soon as you see any type of threat, report it as "Violent Speech" then block the account. Trust me, that is very effective.
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BREAKING: Democrats win the House of Representatives, breaking Republicans’ control of the federal government amid backlash against Trump. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
Happy Midterm Election Day, America. Get out there and vote! I'm not telling you whom (or "what") to vote for. Vote for the tooth fairy if you need to. Just... get out there! It's going to be glorious. 😅
This isn't the first TES VI trailer, but after 8 years at least they revealed the name... The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel
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Planning your trip to MAX POWER? We've got a tool for that.
Event schedules, maps, and FAQs are at your fingertips with the MAX POWER app. It's free and available to download from official app stores on iOS and Android devices: go.nasa.gov/3V2iiWX
ALT An image that shows the "MAX POWER Kennedy Space Center" app as it appears in the iOS App Store.
BOO!👻 Did I get you?
Well, let's get these wonderful folks too:
@ANY151161719021
@MyFateMyDestiny
@ZeldonPlays
@BennyFitsTV
@87SPSection
@Rayscot2963
@thsottiaux
@StevenBaranello
@ADunbrine47
@notonebutmany
@keeshalldaylong
@BernieMamorbor
@paspartu00
@Econometricsman
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart. 1940 - 2026 . Famously he was Captain Picard, but he had other performances that are my faves: He voiced Uriel Septim in The Elder Scrolls IV (2006) and Napoleon the Berkshire boar in Animal Farm (1999). He also starred in Lifeforce and Dune.
Gotcha. Trump, as if we didn't already know, it's a useless disgusting charlatan. The Trump phone was NOT made in America. 🤢
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BREAKING: JD Vance's staffers are reportedly planning for the possibility that Donald Trump uses his failing health to resign after the midterms, and then starts blaming President Vance in the spring for ruining the "perfect economy" he left Vance, and also losing the Iran War.
Here's a good takedown, the next time you see a little MAGAt bang out, "LiBeRaLs aRen'T inTeLLigEnt":
Then how do you explain that an overwhelming majority of Nvidia employees are progressive / liberal, & also at my company (Apple) a vast majority of us are squarely liberal? 💥
Thanks all you amazing beasts for 3,000 followers! I typically don't look at follower count, but I just glanced at it and noticed we popped another thousand. Here's to many more, and I love you all.
i've been really busy this week launching a new tech startup, so I haven't been on X a whole lot. But that's coming along swimmingly, and I'm a founding partner as well! I've also got AI to help me do the work of 10 developers, so that's a major cost-cutting win.
Well happy Tuesday, wonderful humans of the world. Ignore the lunacy happening in my country. We'll start fixing it next month and turn the orange piglet into a lame duck instead. Stay safe and remember stress-reducing exercises. 💙
Hi world! I'm sure you knew this already but:
The more you cry about not getting a trophy, the more unlikely you are ever to be awarded said trophy.
(But I think almost all humans knew that huh). 😉
It's Solidarity Sunday, and it's time to meet some new genuine folks. Here ya go!
@lesliecrossen25 💙
@OdnutNadnerb 🧠
@AlexJBear88 🐻
@newyawkertawker 🏙️
@Pursejunkie1 👜
@Reasoning1013 ⚖️
@EdwardMAGAhands ✂️
@sonik0731 🦔
@keeshalldaylong 💅
@LiberalCofeCat ☕
@Grohlvana 🎮
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Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.
BREAKING WaPo:
Trump officials scrutinized Rep. Ilhan Omar in 2019. They didn't find citizenship issues.
The earlier review of Omar's immigration records looked at many of the same issues being investigated now. washingtonpost.com/national-…
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AMAZING! Republican election officials denied NC A&T campus an early-voting site. Students marched about 45 minutes each way to vote ANYWAY!
Put up barriers to voting, and don’t be surprised when people get angry, get organized, and bring even MORE voters to the polls!
Even despite all of ChatGPT's misgivings, it does have its moments. I was able to build a 3D navigator for our observable universe using the new Dot. Every night, it checks for new discoveries by astronomers and adds them to a viewable map. If you want to see it, just reply.
I have a psychotic MAGA troll on X that obsesses over my body. Miss "Chrissy Juratovac" has been suspended 21 times (she's on #22), for stalking me & promoting gun violence. The Maryland Health & Human Services is also aware of this as she has visitation rights for her young kid.