send my thoughts to the firing squad

chicago
Joined April 2009
good lord. just how long do you guys plan on crying about being in the World Series?
It must be nice to be able to spend a few grand and take a few days off of work and fly across the country for baseball games. Or pay thousands for home game tickets. Milwaukee must have an amazing job market. Are there industries i've never heard of? Thats just wild to me.
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Source sends along photos of said “Democrats for Mike Rogers” rally, happening now…
We’re all in for Mike Rogers. Join us tomorrow as we host an Early Vote Rally in support of our next Senator, Mike Rogers!
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Her name is Britney, and she’s the heart and soul of Slo’s Pub
Brewers pig at the bar ‼️🚨
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When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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ok, gentlemen. pitch me your idea thank you, sharks. well, we’re a group of wealthy nyc lawyers and businessmen and we combat antisemitic stereotypes how do you plan on doing that? by complaining. there’s also a financial element, which we will not get into today
The term “Shylock” is rooted in a longstanding antisemitic stereotype. Regardless of intent, its use can reinforce harmful tropes about Jews and normalize language that has long been used to target the Jewish community.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump used “Shylock” at a Kansas rally Oct. 19 defending Sen. Marshall. ADL’s post omits naming him, unlike its 2025 statement. forbes.com/sites/siladity… x.com/Acyn/status/21… x.com/ADL/status/194…
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goddamn
waited over 2 hours but omfg soo worth it
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Trump: My wife says, you shouldn't be dancing on the stage, by the way. You should walk off with a gentle wave. Goodbye. When the gay national anthem plays, you know, it's called the gay national anthem, actually. I got the highest gay vote of any Republican in history. She said, 'You should not dance off the stage, my darling.' And don't talk about the swimming. Where you look left and you look right, and then you look a little further right and you see the largest human being you've ever seen. Larger than Shaquille O'Neal, with a bigger reach. And the swimmer got hurt badly because she suffered massive wind burn. Because the giant to her right swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable. For the rest of her life, she'll be suffering from windburn.
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I don’t look like this. Please don’t put it in the newspaper that I look like this
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got insanely stoned at a nin show in Cleveland and was hilting corn dogs like Yosemite Sam
Who keeps an emergency hotdog in their back pocket at the casino??
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This is still the funniest shit ever I'm sorry
23 years ago, Don Zimmer charged at Pedro Martinez and the rest was history… “I respect elders; I don't condone anything like that… But I've got no choice. I've got no choice but to just respond and get away.”
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there’s a rusty fridge in my alley and it’s been in the sun for a few days now. wanna move in?
you could be living in sacramento you could be sacramentomaxxing we have the the kings, old sac, the waterfront you will build your life in sacramento, california
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my cat’s been saying the same thing since her ear infection
The vision cone was one of my earliest introductions to racism
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yeah we actually use those a lot over here. not on the right people but we definitely use them
An Irish dude on this app once said to me. They give the guns to the Americans bc they will never use them. They keep the guns away from the French bc they will use them. 😂😂😂😂
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Quitting my job to listen to every Guided By Voices song
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mixed feelings on the large box delivered today
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“Quicksand” is misleading. It took over an hour to bring down our guide.
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seasons are nice
Imagine having 350+ days of comfortable weather every year.
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Memories from February 1986, shortly after the @ChicagoBears won Super Bowl XX. Photos donated to Brookfield Zoo Chicago.
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this is what you deserve if you think a television belongs above a fireplace
Yall my mom hired a handyman (who turned out to be a woman) to come mount her tv and pls look at this
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never
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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