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Long Island
Joined October 2019
This is against Texas law. Do not do this. If I can find the county this man lives in. I will be filing a complaint with the district attorney's office. in accordance with the Texas election code's enforcement provisions.
Stood next my wife and told her exactly how to vote. For the record, zero “coercion” required. It brings her joy to aid her husband in crushing wicked men like James Talarico.
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Hamish Linklater deserves another big juicy role. He kills it in Midnight Mass and Crystal Lake.
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Crystal Lake is a bolder show than it's getting credit for. Starts as fan-appeading IP stuff (which is fun), then gradually becomes a weird paranoid thriller that risks upsetting fans with "unnecessary" re-writing of backstory and explanation no one wanted. Good stuff.
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When you're jacking off and Jason kills you, you had your Final Fapter.
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Dude at the gym barbell rowing 405. Damn. A unit.
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This is ... not true? At all?
Roger Ebert is basically incapable of comprehending anything more complicated than a Hollywood blockbuster, so that does check out, yes.
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I miss Norm.
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what is mamdani going to do about this
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Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? is really good! Super pacing. Great music. Winters goes so hard, just wonderful stuff.
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I was going to watch The Killing Kind (never seen), but also I want to watch Prince of Darkness (seen many times).
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Once Upon a Time ... in Hollywood still great.
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Haven't written anything good in quite a while. When do I become worried.
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Greg Cwik retweeted
I’ve been released from IDF custody with a “warning,” apparently because of my public profile (I told them I wasn’t even a congressmember yet, just a nominee). But several dozen rabbis & participants harvesting olives with me are still in detention. For harvesting olives. They should all be released immediately. To be clear: Palestinians face far worse consequences every day. These detentions by the IDF are one more attempt to undermine Palestinians’ right to harvest their olive groves, travel on their roads, and live in their homes. Yet one more element of escalating, and very clearly state-sponsored ethnic cleansing. We’ll update on their status as soon as we hear.
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So everyone working for the Israeli government and military just decided to not even hide being evil anymore, huh.
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Pamela Voorhees: hero.
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I really like Hamish Linklater.
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The seventh episode of Crystal Lake, "Friday...", is fantastic.
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The only problem left for my MFA apps is the fees. I'm poor.
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Greg Cwik retweeted
This is sickening and antisemitic. An Iranian politician at his office filming himself tearing up a copy of the Jewish Torah book as he laughs. No wait, it's Michael Ben-Ari, an Israeli politician tearing up a bible for fun.
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