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Unemployed college dropout. 2017 WPT LAPC champ, 2019 PCA runner up, ‘19/‘22 2x bracelet winner, husband and father

Joined June 2009
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Phones should brick out going past 25 mph. Make it a law. Stop texting and driving morons
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This is my fav reply so far
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So that a kidnapped teen couldn't call for help? Are you trying to tell us something?
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Phones should brick out going past 25 mph. Make it a law. Stop texting and driving morons
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WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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Marco Rubio realizing he has to update his pronouns to survive the next 2 years
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BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Hey bud North Korea is that way
Large candy bars are the considered the holy grail, but giving them out on Halloween missed the point of the holiday, @ibogost argued in 2017: theatln.tc/0pZou0zj
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complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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My fav shark species. They use their fins to crawl along the ocean floor
just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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The funniest part about this is that not a single person in the room is even pretending to look somewhere else.
scarlett johansson trying on her black widow suit for the first time (2010)
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Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work... Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
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Bidet
Serious question: What's one purchase under $100 that exponentially improved your quality of life?
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I either just witnessed the most blatant case of chip dumping I've ever seen or I just found the worst poker player in the world playing in The ONE
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Trump says so much stupid stuff, seeing the democrats twist his words into something only a crazy person would believe is so disappointing and frustrating. Politically homeless
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Buy toilet paper!!!!!!!
Mars' largest moon Phobos is slowly spiraling inward and could break apart to form a ring or collide with Mars in about 50 million years.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video appears to be a CGI simulation, not real spacecraft or telescope footage. NASA confirms Phobos is spiraling inward and may form a ring or collide with Mars in about 50 million years. science.nasa.gov/mars/moons/pho…
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Never played on coin before. Might deposit some for a few tournies. Someone shill me their code or whatever to get me the best deal
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“Woke 1.0 was crazy huh lol anyways did you see that video of Greta Thunberg accusing Ed Sheeran of war crimes?”
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Okay, maybe AI is not so bad after all... 💀
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