To the surprise of absolutely no fucker
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She turned the weans against me final boss...
Was absolutely dumb struck driving past this on the motorway this week.
I cannot begin to fathom how dim and poorly educated the owner must be, and not to mention miserable. Like a real life altering level of misery.
Anyway. Aeroplanes, aren’t they great!
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Turkish football sounds fucking brilliant 😂
🚨🚨🚨 TÜRKİYE’DE SAPIK BİR FUTBOL TAKIMI VAR..!!!
💬 Bir takımdaki ünlü evli bir futbolcuya, bir takım arkadaşının çekici vücutlu hafif meşrep “karısı” sekx mesajları atıyor.
😡 Mesaj atılan adamın eşi çıldırıyor zaten böyle dövmeli mövmeli bir ruh hastasıymış zor sakinleştiriyorlar.
🫎 Mesaj atan oynak karının gavat kocasına durumu söylüyorlar o da “Hey bro ne var ki bunda biz açık ilişki yaşıyoruz istersen ben de senin hatunu s*keyim hahaha!” diyince ünlü futbolcu çıldırıyor ve top oynamayı bırakıyor.
🌈 Ayrıca takımdaki yabancı forvet ile Türk stoper gaysexs aşkı yaşıyorlar.
🧯İkisi de kağıt üstünde evli ve bebekleri var ama karılarının yüzünü asla göstermiyorlar çünkü tüp hamilelik taşıyıcı döllük bayanlara yaptırmışlar.
🍑 Genelde forvet olan pasif oluyor çok şükür ki bizim stoper aktif oluyor ve “S*kilen gay olur oğlum s*ken gay olmaz s*kenin vasfı değişmez.” diyerek kendini savunuyor.
🤮 Takımdaki herkes bunları biliyor.
💦 Ayrıca yabancı bir sol bek ve ilgiorospusu Türk kanat her hafta ünlü bir fuhuşhane’de escortlarla orgy düzenliyor.
🐒 Takımın iğrenç sapık kokainman hocası bile oraya katılıyor, bazen evli kaleci de karısını orada aldatıyor.
🍆 Yabancı sol bek, Türk influencer kızlarımıza DMden para önererek sekx teklif ediyor hatta bir tane aşırı sexsy kızımız bu oçtan bıkıp geçen ay Bali’ye kaçtı.
👼🏿 Takıma yeni gelen U23 yabancı topçular bu iğrenç düzene ayak uyduramayıp şok oluyorlar.
💍 Evli ve ahlaklı oyuncular genelde mutsuz ve dışlanıyorlar.
🥀 Çok üzücü…
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"Why didn't the women come forward sooner?"
Dunno mate. Anyway, here's a video of what looks like @Herring1967 laughing along with Brand saying he raped someone.
“ I raped someone once,” Brand said in 2013, to raucous laughter from the interviewer and audience.
As @LizKershawDJ writes in her Telegraph article, “Brand was a creation of some of the most powerful players in the media. They were in his thrall. And he was egged on. He was their performing monkey. He made “great telly”. His colleagues were collateral damage.”
Media bosses at the Sun newspaper who celebrated him as “Shagger of the Year” three times (2006, 2007, 2008) and executives who turned a blind eye to his sexual activities with competition winners in BBC lavatories, and allowed him to regale his Radio 2 audience with “what he’d like to do to a newsreader under the desk” should hang their heads in shame.
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Russia is a terrorist state
Nils Thal, der Feuerwehrdrache aus Nürnberg, hilft den Rettungskräften in der Ukraine. Heute erreicht er mich mit einer Nachricht:
"Es gibt inzwischen hunderte ermordete Rettungskräfte und eine wesentlich höhere Zahl an Verletzten. Das Thema der gezielten Angriffe auf Rettungskräfte mit intelligenten Waffen muss endlich ernst genommen werden. Ich sende dir zwei Links zum Thema – ich war dabei! Viele Grüße!"
Instagram (Ü18):
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Facebook:
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Disgraceful if they get rid. They'd have won the league last year if they'd had him from that start of the season. He deserves to be given until May to show what he can do
🚨 Manchester United bosses are now assessing Michael Carrick’s position as we head into the international break. The manager was given three games following the Bournemouth defeat to show he could turn things around. A loss, a comeback win and a crazy draw means questions remain. #mufc
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"We have to stop making them, they're just too popular"
The Cybertruck order rate far exceeds our production rate. We will try to make as many as possible before shutting down the line in about 8 months, but will have to return deposits for a lot of people.
This is not a case of Cybertruck being unprofitable, as has been misreported by legacy media, but rather that the opportunity cost of the complexity of Cybertruck is vastly outweighed by the value of incremental Cybercab production.
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The UFC fella hasn't been offered the White House job, the orange paedo is just too senile to comprehend two people with similar names 😂
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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For all those who fought for this country, from the UK, the Commonwealth and the Empire who didn't make it home again.
We will remember them.
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@reformparty_uk hate the UK so much they would prefer British people drown to letting RNLI volunteers leave work.
I've seen a few articles about this regarding Reform and the RNLI, here's an account from a Lib Dem councillor who was in the chamber, all Reform care about is demonizing imigrants
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Not paying the army has famously always gone well for dictators.
The Russian government's cash crunch now finally extends to the military, as Russia's Ministry of Defense has announced that all officers not currently serving at the front will be skipping their December salary.
No reason has been given. This waa uncovered this morning by Russian media outlet Verstka.
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