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David

@da9xt

Caffeine-fuelled procrastinator. Made in Essex. Dog dad. Chronically late. Just add wine. Terms and conditions apply, always read the label.

 Colchester, England
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Joined April 2014
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That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
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Shame for Delta. Australia has always been my favourite European country #Eurovisión2026
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If you’re an aisle seat person on a train and don’t slide over when it’s busy… walking red flag 🚩sociopaths
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Vandalism, but make it iconic.
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Claudia shouting at the faithfuls #TheTraitors #thetraitorsuk
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Nobody: Brooklyn Beckham on Instagram on a Monday evening:
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Someone did not think this marketing through.
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Roxy calling out James for lying, while forgetting to mention she was literally there… with her mum. #thetraitors
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Christmas 1997. When Posh Spice invented Boxing Day returns.
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Dear Santa, all I want is an O2 5G signal. That’s it.
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Caprice, Patsy Kensit, snow, and a plot held together by tinsel. Festive telly really said “You’ll take this, and you’ll like it”. I love it. This is what December does to us🎄
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Belly rubs, hour two. Cockapoos are made of Velcro 🐶
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The soundtrack to every supermarket shelf since 2016
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