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Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep - Dad Jokes zpr.io/N44qhSFtv8wP

The candle quit his job because he felt burned out.

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Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course, It’s very souperficial

The bomb didn't want to go off So it refused

Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he's just a handyman .

These backup cameras are great, since I got one I haven’t looked back.

I flipped a coin over an issue the other day, it was quite the toss-up.

I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once, it was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic, it's syncing now.

If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?

Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me

People say i look better without glasses, but I just can't see it.

I ordered a book of puns last week, but I didn't get it.

A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me, so I asked him to leave me a loan.

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy? Squint Eastwood. buff.ly/3aR4x5S

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I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. buff.ly/3tokgzL