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@dajve

Veteran of a thousand psychic wars

 United Kingdom
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Joined October 2008
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Pro-tip: practice pull-ups while your kids are still credulous enough to look at you like you're Superman
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Last push on this - I'll be closing it off for responses on Saturday to start putting together the follow-up
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Agency / merchant-side #Magento devs: I need your help! I'm researching what SIs look for (or reel in horror at) when integrating 3rd-party extensions. If you have a spare few minutes to help, that would be awesome. Results and findings later in the year. forms.gle/kuhsyvmUYoYhuQrEA

Survey of Magento Developers and SIs' experience implementing third party extensions

SURVEY CLOSING: SATURDAY 8TH MAY As a developer, whether in-house or with an agency, it's pretty much guaranteed you've worked with third party extensions before. What's almost as certain is that, at...

docs.google.com
You never realise how opinionated about code you are until you start writing coding conventions.
Agency / merchant-side #Magento devs: I need your help! I'm researching what SIs look for (or reel in horror at) when integrating 3rd-party extensions. If you have a spare few minutes to help, that would be awesome. Results and findings later in the year. forms.gle/kuhsyvmUYoYhuQrEA

Survey of Magento Developers and SIs' experience implementing third party extensions

SURVEY CLOSING: SATURDAY 8TH MAY As a developer, whether in-house or with an agency, it's pretty much guaranteed you've worked with third party extensions before. What's almost as certain is that, at...

docs.google.com
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I dream of a world where my daughter has the same opportunities as me and that she, too, can someday leave the house in an outfit with 16 pockets
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The irony of discovering "Revenge Bedtime Procrastination" at 1am is not lost on me. vice.com/en/article/jgx9qg/s…
Sleeping Late Is an Underrated Form of Self-Care

Sleeping Late Is an Underrated Form of Self-Care

It’s called "Revenge Bedtime Procrastination" and it helps me regain control of my life.

vice.com
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Eldest (5) just chided his brother with "Stop it. Collaborate. Listen". I have nothing left to teach them.
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Well, that's me officially entering my second decade with Magento. Been quite the journey since that first two hour invoice for template changes on 1.4
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Everything's coming through. Not just Corona, but the Brexit Degradations, the Horde of Murder-Hornets, the Nightmare Wildfires, the Could-Have-Been-King with his army of QAnons and Anti-Vaxxers; 2020 turned into Hell!
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Today's big question: why is my 5 year old son humming the Airwolf theme?
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You know it's been a long year when hearing The Witcher theme fills you with nostalgia for simpler times
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Strange to reach the end of the season and Leeds to be the only ones _not_ falling apart! #ALAW
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2020 may be all flavours of awful, but at least we have Bucketman #LUFC
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Forget homeschooling curriculums, I've just taught the eldest how to use Google so I'm pretty sure that's my teaching responsibilities completed.
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All these people using quarantine to improve themselves and I'm just here: alias compsoer="composer"
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Hello Black Friday, my old friend
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Either this is a failed scam call, or BT are taking a proactive approach to customer service > Them (heavy accent): Hello, I am calling you today from BT OpenReach telecom provider. How are you today? > Me: Very well, thank you > Them: Thank you very much *Hangs up*
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So, a key argument against the SC ruling for Miller is that the decision to prorogue is political not legal. That it should be parliament, not courts, overseeing the executive and holding them accountable. An ability removed from parliament precisely by the decision to prorogue🤔
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Replying to @sonassi
@sonassi Eldest found the MMUK swag and insisted on modelling 😅
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I have come to the conclusion that Brits are basically Pirelli F1 tyres: narrow operating temperature; falls apart anywhere outside that range.
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