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Damilola Adelusi retweeted
Mortgages in the UK are fucking backwards.
You can pay £1,200 a month towards somebody else's mortgage for years and never miss a payment.
That's over £14k a year spent on a property you'll never own.
Yet when you apply for an £800 a month mortgage, the bank tells you that you can't afford it.
So apparently paying £1,200 a month to your landlord to pay their mortgage and more is perfectly manageable.
But paying £800 a month towards a home of your own is suddenly too much of a financial risk.
Make it make sense.
Damilola Adelusi retweeted
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Damilola Adelusi retweeted
Nigerian-American founder Yinka Ogunbiyi unveils the world’s first air-braiding robot. 🇳🇬🔥👏🏽
This robot makes hair up to five times faster than stylists.
Damilola Adelusi retweeted
To anyone that thinks immigrants are the problem, watch this. We are so cooked 😂
Damilola Adelusi retweeted
The irony of adulthood is something else.
I’m a grown man. A homeowner. A father. I pay the mortgage, the bills, the taxes. This is MY house.
Yet here I am, sitting at my kitchen table trimming cannabis, watching the clock because I have to make sure everything is cleaned up, put away, and the house doesn’t smell like weed before my kids get home.
Somewhere along the way, I went from being a teenager hiding weed from my parents to being a parent hiding weed from my teenagers.
Full circle.
The funniest part? I’m not even doing anything wrong. I’m a responsible adult, in my own home, doing something perfectly legal.
But apparently, no matter how old you get, there’s always somebody you’re worried about coming home and smelling weed.
🤣🌿
Damilola Adelusi retweeted
If you want to be respected, taken seriously, and included in rooms where life-changing opportunities exist, you need to do some honest introspection.
If you’re guilty of these things, especially 5, 6, 10 and 11, don’t be surprised when people stop including you in important things.
1. Don’t be the guy who sends people his account number without being asked.
Someone gets paid, buys something expensive, or appears to have money, and your next move is to slide into their DM with your account details.
That’s very weird. Get rid of that sense of entitlement.
Damilola Adelusi retweeted
I don't care what anyone says, I believe we can end rough sleeping in Britain.
Today is World Homeless Day, and I don't think anyone in this country should be sleeping rough on our streets. Certainly not tonight.
That's why one of the first commitments I made as Prime Minister was to end rough sleeping. Not manage it. Not reduce it. End it.
And I'm putting over £400 million behind a national drive to get everyone in for Christmas.
And to put my own money where my mouth is, I'm making my latest salary donation from my PM salary to The Passage in Victoria, an amazing charity I visited on my very first day in Downing Street.
All this will help make sure that every person sleeping rough is offered a route off the street and a safe place to stay because, in one of the wealthiest countries in the world, people should not be left to sleep outside with nowhere to turn.
This isn't the finish line. We'll keep building the homes, creating the jobs, and reforming the services to stop people reaching crisis point in the first place.
But today, I wanted to say this: we should never accept rough sleeping as normal. Not in Britain, not in 2026, and not while I'm Prime Minister.
Damilola Adelusi retweeted
Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.
It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.
Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.
Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.
They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.
They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.
And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.
Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.
Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.
Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.
They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.
But men are the problem.
