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Dr. Svenson of Stormwind retweeted
Sadly Katie didn't even make it to Saturday so SNL couldn't parody her.
But Canada did.
And it's fantastic.
Dr. Svenson of Stormwind retweeted
FBI Director Kash Patel's decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect victims of sex trafficking. cnn.it/4j6gQfK
Dr. Svenson of Stormwind retweeted
My coworker asked for a $4,000 raise.
Management said no.
They told him compensation was “already competitive.”
He left 2 months later.
The company hired his replacement at $9,000 more than he had asked for.
Then spent another $6,500 on recruiter fees.
So they saved $4,000.
By spending $15,500.
Corporate efficiency is incredible.
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Dr. Svenson of Stormwind retweeted
There is always a tweet.
As it stands right now, Trump owes Americans $15,000 each. DOGE they promised $5k checks, They promised $5k from Obamacare rebates, and now they're promising $5k if they win the midterms. You'll never see that money. Trump already spent it.
Dr. Svenson of Stormwind retweeted
While you never got that $2,000 tariff refund check that Trump promised, here’s who did:
Walmart: $2.9 billion
Apple: $2.2 billion
Nike: $986 million
Amazon: $600 million
GM: $500 million
UPS: $500 million
The Trump Administration: Of, by, and for the billionaire class.
Dr. Svenson of Stormwind retweeted
‘SPIDER-NOIR’, starring Nicolas Cage, has been canceled after one season.
• The show received 11 Emmy nominations, the most of any Prime Video series this year
• It also received critical acclaim, earning 92% on Rotten Tomatoes
(Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news/spi…)
Dr. Svenson of Stormwind retweeted
“Spider-Noir” has been canceled at Amazon Prime Video after eight episodes and won’t return for a Season 2:
• The Nicolas Cage-led series earned 11 Emmy nominations, the most of any Prime Video program this year
• The series also has a solid 92% rating on Rotten Tomatoes (and a 90% “popcornmeter” vote among fans)
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