I feel bad for old school gangstalkers. With drones and cameras everywhere you don't really need a guy in a trenchcoat to sneakily follow someone around anymore. There's no nuance, no art to stalking someone now.

I've lived a thousand lives and wasted a thousand and one

Repeatedly tweeting “I would never kill myself!” so if I accidentally die from jerking off with a belt around my neck people will think it was a CIA plot

I’m a man with refined taste. This means I only search “small boobs” on Google Images

Ordered the waffle chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-a and they gave a severed hand between the two soggiest waffles of all time

Actually, I’m not a “cuck”. I just had my wife impregnated by another man so I can never have sex, therefore retaining my inceldom so I can go to Chudtopia when I die

Literally 1984

Indian Megadeth: Launch the poolaris The end doesn't scare us When will this cease? The Brahmins will all shit in streets!

I'm sooo fucking smart. I got a perfect score of 100 on my SAT