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Joined February 2017
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"My advice to the 'give slaves freedom' side is to surrender. If you can't win in Kansas, you can't win anywhere, and now you need to stop sandbagging the Whigs."
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>be North Korea >1974: order 1,000 Volvos from Sweden >refuse to pay for them >2016: attempt to steal $951M from Bangladesh Bank >2022: steal $625M from Ronin Network >2024: steal $308M from DMM Bitcoin >2024: steal $235M from WazirX >2025: steal $1.5B from Bybit >yesterday: steal $6.3B from Binance >crypto hacks now make up 1/3 of the north korea’s foreign currency revenue >literally boosting the national economy by hacking our dumb ahh industry >national economy is just #gta and crypto #Hacks
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We need a solution for Gen X in this country.
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Replying to @CosmosEnjoyer25
oh em JEEZUZ!!!! this is quite possibly.... a RECESSION INDICATOR >n< dare i say, the start of WORLD WAR THREE! gosh! i'm so tired of living through MAJOR HISTORICAL EVENTS. i'm so worried about how i'll be affected, considering that I live in a Nice Suburb With Good Schools
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ghislennial women
why do certain ghislennial women want younger women to engage in hookup culture so bad... sorry that 9/11 fucked u up ig but these men are nega racist misogynists and are prone to killing random women that mildly annoy them why would i engage with them
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A federal appeals court judge ruled that the First Amendment protects an individual’s right to privately possess images or videos of child sexual abuse created using AI — if the material does not depict a real person and remains in the home. wapo.st/4hXljRs
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interesting that Hemingway is so often seen with cats, never with a dog. it's delightful to visit the Hemingway House in Key West where beautiful confident cats roam at will, & visitors are allowed to pet them. upstairs, a (manual) typewriter at a standing desk. how forlorn the writing life truly is, & how much more lonely & pointless it would be without cats.
Hemingway with one of his many cats.
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Ik this is easy bait but it's time to get over this. They hate any challenge to their power, want nothing to do with it, and will actively fight the challenge as long as they still have power. If you really believe in electoralism its time to stop caring about this shit
Hakeem Jeffries congratulated every Democrat that won in Florida except Angie Nixon.
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we need flock cameras so that spiderman can facial scan the Earth's populace to fight crime
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(Very normally) yeah man I just been listening to a lot of old cumtown episodes and rewatching the sopranos. Yeah no I’m good and I’ve been good for a while
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Yes when I was 8 and I saw the pitbull sprinting at me down the alley I was indeed afraid of it.
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economy so bad my fiancée is putting old San Pellegrinos back in the fridge instead of making me pour them out when they lose their fizzy
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I’m just a Red Wall yokel who reads News on Toilet but it appears to me that America economy relies on NVIDIA line going up because AI needs computer but China spends lots of money to make AI not need computer and US economy will collapse when they do. Either way: Thank you.
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Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day
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The Great American Novel is actually the television show Deadwood
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Welcome to America! Come right in, have a seat at our table. We love you.
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Mexico reported a 64% rise in overwintering monarch butterfly habitat this season, with forest coverage expanding to about 7.24 acres from 4.4 acres last year, credited to conservation efforts and favorable weather
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my response to Mayor Mamdani, the reporters calling me, etc.
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