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CTO of my house. Co-founder of my kids. Author of these tweets. Not Irish.

Sarasota, FL
Joined August 2010
all i wanted was a pepsi.
i’m obsessed with vintage le creuset.
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Good morning! Watching some heavy storms moving inland along the panhandle at this time. This activity will move east throughout the morning. A slight risk (level 2/5) of severe weather continues for today.
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in case you didn't know this already, you can order one nugget at chik-fil-a.
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thou shalt not commit adulthood.
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Did you know that in 1947, GE (General Electric) scientists were involved in a secret government program called Project Cirrus that seeded hurricanes to steer them? After seeding, the hurricane took an immediate sharp turn towards the southeast US. They did this 80 years ago... Did you also know there was another program called Project Stormfury from 1962-1983 that seeded hurricanes to a substantially higher degree to "learn whether the force of the storms can be diminished"? It's completely rational to think that they also learned more about how they can impact their trajectory towards landmass and increase it's destructive power. What if the government is just creating a human trauma farm and disaster economy so they can continue to make you more and more reliant on them and profit from it at the time? If still you're struggling to comprehend that kind of malice from these orgs, you must have been dead asleep for the past 4 years. To quote Richard Spinrad from a 2009 memo to HSARPA, who was the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s (NOAA) assistant administrator for the Office of Oceanic and Atmospheric Research (OAR). "While OAR recognizes that weather modification, in general, is occurring through the funding of private enterprises, NOAA does not support research that entails efforts to modify hurricanes" Read this part very slowly - "is occurring through the funding of private enterprises" Geoengineering and weather modification is reality and you have to be blind or dishonest not to believe it at this point. The government can create, diminish, and steer hurricanes, and they've had the capacity to do so for decades. So yet again, you must now ask yourself... Would they do such a thing and willfully cause destruction and harm to their own citizens for a nefarious or profit motivated purpose? The answer is a resounding and undeniable YES, they would.
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Freddy’s is better than Shake Shack. Come at me. – at Tallevast, FL
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yuca chips are better than potato chips. – at Sarasota, FL
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is it safe to assume anyone with face tattoos is a soundcloud dj? – at Florida, USA
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when does a polo player become and avid polo player? – at Sarasota, FL
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when somebody coughs on a plane, i can tell you how many rows away they are. – at Charlotte, NC
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ask me if i can see your screen and i will say no every time, even if i can.
i have the @JoannFabricss app on my home screen. come at me.
do we really need all these mattress stores?
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how the hell does @Starbucks run out of coffee? you legit have 1 job.
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Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.
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may 4th, right up there with march 14.
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florida ducks are assholes.
I always forget that not everybody grew up with this kind of duck all over the goddamn place. This was a duck to me for most of my life. This one