Handicapper/content producer for @RotoWire @USATodaySports @AthlonSports @Deadspin and @VegasInsider - 5x FSWA winner, FAU alumni, forward for @IceAgedHockey

Clayton, NC
Joined September 2009
That's OK, Brewers. Turn two.
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Holy cow. I think the entire Chiefs defense just said their name, said their college...and, not their name and a bunch of dumb shit. Unusual - lol
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Who are these dopey promos for on NBC before games? Just watch the game. You don't need some actor or celebrity pumping you up to watch a game with some dumb story. Just watch the game. Simple.
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Trey Smack about to be in the unemployment line with Harrison Mevis
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Devin Singletary from THE Florida Atlantic University! Ball game.
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I almost look forward to Cleveland Browns football on Sunday as much as Ohio State football on Saturday. It's been DECADES since that has happened.
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Andre Sztmmyzyzt for the Browns is a CLUTCH kicker!
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Ladies and gentlemen, THE Cleveland Fucking Browns keep rolling!
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Daniel E. Dobish retweeted
haven't you heard? Samp is back 🔥🔥🔥 #CLEvsTEN on CBS
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Drip or treat for Vikings' Isaiah Rodgers. 😮‍💨
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NC State fires head coach Dave Doeren after Friday might loss at Stanford. Figured it was coming... – at Clayton, NC
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Dave Doeren has to be gone now, right? The Vandy fumble game could be excused...but, man...losing to Stanford, and getting boat-raced by UVA and Wake...yikes. Wolfpack slips to 3-4, 1-3 in ACC.
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...or not. Army with the 50-yard banger at the buzzer. Michigan clock guy must've gotten a job in Tulsa. :01 strikes again.
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Army-Tulsa...free football coming...
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Wyoming wears a top-notch uniform/color scheme, instead of the dogshit 70's brown mustard color scheme, and it is on the way to a win. Coincidence? I think not.
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Nooooooo...leave Ian Seymour in. I like him - ha
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I hate social media. A dude suffers an injury, perhaps a serious one...and you get people immediately bugging social media accounts of fantasy/gambling sites, asking for a play to be voided...or people lamenting about their fantasy team. People suck sometimes.
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Terry McLaurin goes down, immediately grasping at his left knee. That's not good.
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