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Dani Geyer

@danigeyer

Trying to outsmart the existential dread.

 Johannesburg
Joined October 2010
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For me, the #OpeningCeremony missed the boat 🌝
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#OpeningCeremony is missing that epic Hunger Games tribute reveal vibe 😒
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Two addresses in as many days 🥲
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POPIA has been so helpful in collating all of the newsletters I need to unsubscribe from 🙏
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no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language
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I’m not usually this petty. But after filing 20 (TWENTY 🤯) tickets with @MTNza over the last 3 months (to solve a persistent bundle-related issue), I’m so excited to be moving to @Vodacom✌️Over a decade of being a customer and I am just a number to MTN. Colour me... unsurprised
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anisah@6anisah9 Aug 2020
i😂had😂MONTHS😂to😂lose😂weight😂and😂become😂my😂most😂ideal😂body😂type😂but😂instead😂i😂ate😂like😂a😂horse😂😂😂😂
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Me: Ugh! I have so much work to do! *sits at laptop and arbitrarily makes things up for hours*
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My menstrual appetite to a literal blackhole: oh that's cute.
Awesome coffee and an awesome prize? Yeah, I'll Tweet about it 😂 gvwy.io/ffz8huc
Had to do it :) Here is my tribute to the masterpiece that is #TheLastofUsPartII #TLOU2
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Lets help #FindChristVie guys. RT to spread this tweet. – at Kempton Park, South Africa
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Image from Enzo🇿🇦 (@LwanaEsethu_ZA)
Image from Enzo🇿🇦 (@LwanaEsethu_ZA)
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Dani Geyer retweeted
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@Vodacom7 Oct 2019
RETWEET this tweet to opt-in and receive your team kit, and we’ll send you an overlay on your profile picture and get you ready to play. Join in the fun and you could WIN big data prizes every week! T&Cs: bit.do/e8RHL
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Have a look at the moments that got our heart racing in the first half. Add your heartbeat to the nation and download the Castle Lager App bit.ly/2Tv5Tq8 🇿🇦 #OneNationOneBeer #OneHeartbeat #NZLvRSA
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The game is not over yet. What do you think will get our hearts racing? 🇿🇦 #OneNationOneBeer #OneHeartbeat #NZLvRSA RT for Siya Kolisi’s line-break ❤️for @Cheslin_Kolbe11 ’s side-step
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SA’s heartrate spikes to 98 as @PieterSteph dots down to keep the @Springboks in the game. GOOOO BOKKEEEEEEE! RT if your heart skipped a beat? #OneNationOneBeer #OneHeartbeat #NZLvRSA
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@Vodacom19 Sep 2019
The Vodacom #GigGame is finally here! Join in the fun and you could WIN big data prizes every week! Just RT this tweet to opt in and receive your team kit, and we’ll send you an overlay on your profile picture and get you ready to play. T&Cs: bit.do/e8RHL
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Hey @AllBlacks, no matter which way this great rivalry goes, how about a toast afterwards? 🍻 Beer on us, of course 🇿🇦 What are you bringing? #OneNationOneBeer #OneHeartbeat #NZLvRSA
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I'll also just put this here again, for those suffering from fragile masculinity or internalised misogyny:
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