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Not worth following. I have no idea where I’m going….

Dallas, TX
Joined July 2009
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Seriously….f*ck you @NicoHarrisonGM You literal piece of dog-sh*t #neverforget
LUKA DONCIC HAS BEEN ON A MISSION‼️ 🟣 53 PTS - 5 REB - 5 3PM 🟣 40 PTS - 9 REB - 6 3PM 🟣 42 PTS - 13 AST - 6 3PM 🟣 45 PTS - 15 REB - 8 3PM 🟣 37 PTS - 7 REB - 6 3PM 🟣 41 PTS - 9 AST - 6 3PM 🟣 52 PTS - 10 AST - 8 3PM
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Anyone that says it’s a “race”
This is going to be a great MVP race 🍿
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Replying to @beaukittredge
@beaukittredge @livelaughlime Ok, are you team Quagmire or team Joe?
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@watchUFAtv uuuhh you should see this
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Shai in the 4th quarter this series 13 points 6/24 fg 😂😂
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Bro really only made more than 7 buckets in a single game this series? 🤣
SGA IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS: 7/23 FGM (30.4%) GAME ONE 6/17 FGM (35.3%) GAME THREE 6/15 FGM (40%) GAME FOUR 7/19 FGM (36.8%) GAME FIVE 6/18 FGM (33.3%) GAME SIX KOBE BRYANT WITHOUT THE SHOOTING, DRIBBLING, PASSING, REBOUNDING, AND DEFENSE 🔥🔥🔥
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Left is Luka in the 2024 WCF. Right is Shai in the 2026 WCF. 32.4 PPG 25.9 PPG 9.6 RPG 2.9 RPG 8.2 APG 8.9 APG 47/43/85% 41/29/94% 63% TS 55% TS
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SGA in the Conference Finals: 25.9 PPG 40.9% FG 28.6% 3PT That’s the lowest FG% by an MVP in a WCF series since 1956.
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4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan: 1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese 2. Be a Temu parachute tester 3 Stick my D&@k In a blender 4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella Yall are some Losers
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Ever….like biggest falloff in history of NBA ever….. This is a back to back MVP? Dude is garbage w/o a generational whistle
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander this season: 31.1 PPG in the regular season 24.3 PPG in the Conference Finals The biggest scoring falloff by an MVP guard from the regular season to the Conference Finals EVER.
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Referees walking into the OKC Thunder locker room after Game 2
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All that damn flopping
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OKC games are unwatchable. The refs are even dressed in their colors tn! Brazy
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Hey @NBA here’s another one from your core sponsor! Nobody wants the garbage you’re forcing us to watch
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Another @NBA sponsor clowning the league 😂😂😂😂😂 @OfficialNBARefs really the laughing stock of the sports world right now
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This is an official @NBA sponsor clowning the league with how ridiculous this is 😂😂😂😂 @OfficialNBARefs are dogsh*t at their jobs. Only in baseball and reffing the NBA can someone have a 30% success rate and still be considered efficient 🤦‍♂️
THE REFS HAVE WENT UP 2-0 ON THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS
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Not your average drive around the stadium in Arlington. 😳 Take a lap with @AlexanderRossi in Practice 1.
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This is why we don’t deserve nice things
Los Angeles Lakers guard Luka Dončić and New York Knicks guard Jalen Brunson have been named the NBA Western and Eastern Conference Players of the Week, respectively, for Week 6 of the 2025-26 season (Nov. 24-30).
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Thank god Unfortunately the damage has been done but at least it’s steps in the right direction
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks have FIRED GM Nico Harrison after four years with the team
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Holy sh*t now we’re openly stating that a potent offense can help generate defense? The hate I have for this man and this ownership group knows no bounds…..
Jason Kidd when asked about what went wrong defensively: “Our offense. It starts offensively, so we’ve gotta be better offensively and that will help our defense.” Also said they just “didn’t pass the ball. It’s an easy fix. Make a play for a teammate.”
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I hate this place…
Dallas sports has lost two stars in the same year 😮
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