Dani retweeted
I hate when a girl flexes me dming her on instagram, like bitch you're talking to claude code.
Dani retweeted
girl from the party i brought home: oh.... i thought when you were hyping up your room in the uber u were gonna at least own a bedframe
me: are u not seeing the bladee art
swedish roommate entering: cän i heet yør "geeg bar"
me: not now jörgsen. you're nothing like drain gang
Dani retweeted
Sometimes I dream about coming home drunk and beating David til he feels numb. I kick him in the ribs until he can hardly breathe. Then I start to cry and apologize, begging him to forgive me.
I hold him all night as he gently cries into my shirt.







































