@daniwolfeee

I like pizza rolls, wine, the beach & dogs

 Michigan
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Joined December 2011
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Ladies, marry the man who doesn’t rush you in the planner aisle
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you should get paid time and a half at work if you have a tummy ache
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“Being hurt is inevitable. Living hurt is a choice.”
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instagram and facebook being down is a gift to social media managers everywhere this monday
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Today I called my husband out of the blue bc I missed him and he answers “what up hoe”. I’m really glad we have this mutual agreement on keeping the romance alive in our relationship.
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Did it hurt? When you realized 2022 is only a couple months away and you’re still trying to recover from 2020?
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mfs was havіng sex at 13 while i was tryna figure out what 8/7 Central meant on Disney Channel
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Vaccinated or not, always remember to hop up off the bed and turn your swag on, take a look in the mirror and say wassup
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Honestly if u watch the news, stop. Forget about it, live your life, make your own decisions, don’t let them take your energy – at Scottsdale, AZ
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This aged well
dani@daniwolfeee24 Aug 2020
Gahdamn there’s a bunch of ‘rona pregnancies right now
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Sliced cucumbers and salt. That’s it, that’s the tweet.
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girls who drink pickle juice straight from the jar are superior. I said what I said.
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My husband after our gender reveal: “Dani, I keep getting butterflies whenever I think about having a girl” He was born to be a girl dad 🥺🎀
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No one tells you that the #1 side effect of being pregnant is constantly losing and finding chip crumbs in your belly button
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Y’all cyberattack everything but student loans and it’s so annoying. Focus.
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Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial xitter.cf/banksnorest2/status/13…
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i have to be constantly receiving packages to feel alive
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Yooo it’s Aries season ⚡️
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dani retweeted
.@Btrillaaa17 Mar 2021
Hotel check in time being at 3pm will never make any sense to me. Then they want you to roll over and be ready for checkout at 11, who came up with this shit?
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