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i belong to no one. proudly MUSLIM.

Nigeria
Joined February 2023
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Girls moan at 1 finger but complain that 6 inches ain't enough. Which one is it???smh
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I don’t know how I became an unpaid therapist everywhere I go, but I’m officially done being friendly to strangers. I say hello and somehow end up 30 minutes deep into their childhood trauma, relationship problems, and entire life story. 😂
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Life has a way of punishing you for being a little too kind and forgiving.
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90% of my social life is just meeting up with my 2 friends to eat.
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peter obi win this election for me, i take God beg you 🙏
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Gen Z please leave us Millennials alone regarding our fashion choices - I refuse to listen to anyone who can’t write in cursive 😂
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$10k, flow to me, baby!!!! ❤️
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Todos los jugadores de Portugal mañana entrarán al campo con el número 7 en honor a Cristiano Ronaldo. También al minuto 7 habrá un tributo en Dinamarca durante el partido.
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APC final national funeral in Jan 16th, 2027. no die o, try to be there plssss e dey important.
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I usually uninstall Outlook every Friday at 5pm to enjoy my weekend, but apparently Microsoft decided to do it for me this time
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Sometimes the hardest lesson is accepting that you were also part of the problem.
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In my era of giving up on people. No more seeing the best in them, no more excusing their behavior. I accept you as you are and reject you
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₦50M bail for a 19-year-old? That’s a lot to ask. He made a mistake, but does that mean his entire future should be put at risk? Others have faced less for more serious offences. Please, let’s appeal to Oga Tony Elumelu to give the young man another chance. 🙏
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Some men will call a woman a whore simply because she won't give them access to her body.
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my love language: i read the book you keep talking about
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Adopted her at 7 when she was fighting cancer and took her to the hospital. Against all odds, the girl survived and grew up to become the successor her adoptive father had fought so desperately to protect.
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whoever cracking my ex should do better fr, this bitch still texting me😭😭😭
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How can you be a plumber and join them to complain that Microsoft Outlook is down??....My friend, somebody's toilet is still blocked
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No matter how difficult life becomes, never pick up a cigarette or alcohol.
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