Ariel Areola retweeted
Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China
Ariel Areola retweeted
Girls should be walking around naked with baskets of goods on their heads why tf r they in a office
Ariel Areola retweeted
The American dream is actually just to get far enough to qualify for Chinese spy-pussy
Replying to @patrickthedaddy
White women could easily up their game if they were willing to act more feminine
Ariel Areola retweeted
Every man knows posting your girl gets him more bitches lol. And after the break up they love to hit you with the “oh you and such and such looked so cute and in love” lmao just to be dirty making
Ariel Areola retweeted
as a male your libido is biologically evil because your penis does a Nazi salute
Ariel Areola retweeted
When your girlfriend’s love language is proprietary semiconductor designs but you refuse to open up
Ariel Areola retweeted
you’re not polyamorous. you just need two people to love you at the same time like your parents didn’t.
Ariel Areola retweeted
it’s impossible to date a woman who has friends; your relationship will depend on the feelings of the bitch council
Ariel Areola retweeted
In my teenage years I was doing drugs off the internet like “4-HO-DiPT” and “2C-B-BZP” and various other “research chemicals” and sharing my experiences with weird guys online
Just absolutely frying my shit in ways that haven’t been fully understood yet
Ariel Areola retweeted
The hottest thing in the whole world is when a skinny girl has just a little more ass than she has any right to have
Ariel Areola retweeted
In previous relationships, I would think “positive” “healthy” things like “I am my own individual still, but we make a great team!” but with the one I’m in now, my mindset is entirely “we are indivisible, we are one. I am incomplete without him” and it’s honestly 100000x better























