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Co-host of The Dan and Travis Show. Available on iTunes and elsewhere.

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Joined August 2009
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Q-Bert but he’s in Vietnam
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“Clowns during World War II”
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98% of all communication is non-gerbil.
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If the O/U on “Number Of People All Time Who Are/Were Named ‘Eeyore’” was O/U 17, which side are you taking?
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Tonight’s game was Super Bowl 57, which is also the number of channels Bruce Springsteen had in 1992 and still thought there was nothing on, so imagine how he feels tonight in 2023, especially what with streaming and such.
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Is it THEY Might Be Giants, They MIGHT Be Giants, They Might BE Giants, or They Might Be GIANTS? Thanks
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Did veterinarian become an occupation when someone wanted to help sick animals or when someone noticed no animals were doctors themselves?
His name will always be on the tip of your tongue it will- “Nottingham Forest attempting to sign Jizz Hornkamp from Willem II - The Athletic” theathletic.com/3475787/2022…
Imagining how great it would be if just one time in some kind of a Star Wars thing, somebody just said to somebody else “what the hell is the matter with you? Don’t you speak English?“
Shout out to all of you out there what watch some random ass non-Macy’s Parade on Thanksgiving. You mf’s are the spice of life. #Thanksgiving #MacysParade #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #randomass
Shout out to everyone what was having certain times before all this shit. Must’ve been nice.
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Papa John’s advertising that they won’t touch the pizza after it comes out of the oven which is also my rule for Papa John’s pizza. #SocialDistance #touching
The sitcom “Happy Days” but it’s set in our present time so it’s called “Crappy Days”.
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Yo' momma's so stupid she dismantled the pandemic response team in April of 2018.
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The NBA season can’t be canceled if you were already not watching the games. #aheadofthecurve
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Super worried I’m way behind on my punch buggy safety immunization. #punchbuggysafety
Zero chance the ‘Blossom’ theme song guy and the ‘Mr. Belvedere’ theme song guy die within a week of each other and it’s just a coincidence. #DrJohn #LeonRedbone #Conspiracy #whoa
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Lotta British accents in Westeros for a place that exists in a world where there’s no such thing as Britain but ok.
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