I post the way Providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2020
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President Trump's planned 250-foot-tall arch would cast shadows on many graves and monuments in nearby Arlington National Cemetery, the @washingtonpost's 3-D analysis found. On some days, Trump's arch would even shade the grave and eternal flame of JFK.
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Send this to your friend who wants to sit out the election because “both parties are the same.” No. The GOP is an highly imperfect vehicle through which pariots can save America. The Democrats are a perfect vehicle for those who want to destroy America.
Bronx and Queens DAs urge prosecutors to downgrade charges to keep illegal immigrants in US, House GOP report finds trib.al/l8Ai4EP
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When the communist seize power and jail your family, people like Ed will laugh at your tears. Worth remembering.
Flavio Bolsonaro crying after losing the election in Brazil. This is going to be Trump after the midterms.
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President Trump's planned 250-foot-tall arch would cast shadows on many graves and monuments in nearby Arlington National Cemetery, the @washingtonpost's 3-D analysis found. On some days, Trump's arch would even shade the grave and eternal flame of JFK.
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Good Lord, Lula has fucked up so badly that the COMMUNIST PARTY is defending Bolsonaro
Flávio Bolsonaro está sendo perseguido porque teve quase 60 milhões de votos, disse Rui Costa Pimenta. Veja o que ele disse na Análise da 3ª: "A perseguição não tem nada a ver com o defesa da democracia. É uma perseguição política. Por que o Flávio Bolsonaro está sendo perseguido? Porque ele teve quase 60 milhões de votos. Porque ele tem maioria, ele tem uma bancada muito expressiva no Senado e no Congresso. Ele pode conseguir o impeachment de determinados ministros do STF. Então, a perseguição é por causa disso, é um jogo de poder."
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PART 5: THE BUBBLE - EVERYTHING COMPUTER #5
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Filipino Batman & Robin (Alyas Batman en Robin) 1991 / Philippines / Tony Y. Reyes 🦇🕺🏻sound on🕺🏻🦇
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Weird. You never mention the people that fund your party…
Since Trump’s election: -Musk got $680 billion richer -Musk became the 1st trillionaire -SpaceX got $10 billion in federal contracts -Tesla & SpaceX paid $0 in federal income taxes Now, Musk’s spending $442 million to keep Republicans in control of Congress. Gee, I wonder why?
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Replying to @StephenKing
Distinguished author of "The Tommyknockers" wants to lecture his fellow rich fucks about principles & programs. 🤣
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Distinguished author of "The Tommyknockers" wants to lecture his fellow rich fucks about principles & programs. 🤣
Elon Musk is afraid of Talarico because he [Musk] has a lot of business in Texas. It has nothing to do with principles or programs; for Musk, it's all about the Benjamins.
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Here's a thought: when the next Dem administration seizes @elonmusk's companies, they should rename them the "Reichswerke Robert Reich." 🤔
NEW: Robert Reich calls for the "defunding" of Elon Musk, calls for Democrats to go after Musk's companies. "Democrats ought to [start] laying the groundwork for nationalizing Starlink & SpaceX... It should be a public corporation." Does he want Musk to drop another $50M on the midterms?
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John Joseph Gotti Jr., born October 27, 1940 "John Gotti in Prison," illustration by Danny Hellman for Jungle Law, 3/6/03 #illustrator #illustration #comix #comics #crime #mafia #cosanostra
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Roberto Remigio Benigni, born October 27, 1952 "Roberto Benigni as Pinocchio," illustration by Danny Hellman for Nathan Rabin's "My Year Of Flops," 9/23/09 #illustrator #illustration #comix #comics #comedy #film #flops
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As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States. The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio . From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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Total “votes” in New York State Kathy Hochul (2022) 🔵 3,140,415 President Trump (2024) 🔴 3,578,899 DON’T say it CANNOT be done. People just need to show TF up! NOBODY likes that witch.
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If you follow me, this catches your eye, and live in New York, you better be voting red. Imagine how amazing New York can be if we took the power back. I don’t know anyone who actually votes for Hochul, she can be beaten. You just gotta vote.
Total “votes” in New York State Kathy Hochul (2022) 🔵 3,140,415 President Trump (2024) 🔴 3,578,899 DON’T say it CANNOT be done. People just need to show TF up! NOBODY likes that witch.
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Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement. Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
So not only did a Russian Oligarch connected to Putin pay for Don Jr.s wedding party- they went on a Mongolian honeymoon hunting trip together too. I chose a more traditional family values honeymoon in Hawaii with my wife. (08/26/19)
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A Somali warlords daughter got into congress with fake ID and fake credentials but there’s no voter fraud guys.
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This interview bolsters my initial skepticism of the Vanity Fair story. Jon Stewart’s thorough questioning gets Cole to basically admit that the basis for his Kushner story is pure hearsay. xitter.cf/aaronjmate/status/2113…
TONIGHT: Investigative journalist Matthew Cole sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss explosive allegations about Jared Kushner in the new book, “Princes and Thieves.” Kushner's legal team denies these allegations.
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