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Dan

@danofaction

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 Chapel Hill, NC
Joined August 2016
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Visiting my parents means I get to experience my mom wandering around the house with Facebook reels blasting at full volume so I can hear sentences like "What'll happen when the lizard people rupture Earth's molten core next Friday like the ancient Qatarese people prophecized?"
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hilarious implications considering the near constant price increases
Netflix Tudum (@NetflixTudum) profile pictureNetflix Tudum
@NetflixTudumMay 6
are you ready? 🏴‍☠️ ⛵️ netflix.com/tudum/articles/t…
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Fastball is still in tact
Dan (@danofaction) profile pictureDan@danofactionFeb 24
Replying to @whatonnetflix
Pulling from my memory, my predictions for viewership over the next bit: Next week: 8-10M Following week: 4-5M Following week: 3M or off the list
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The Blake Griffin-FanDuel commercial is the number 1 ad for 1-800-GAMBLER.
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rhyme@RhymestyleFeb 7
RUNNING IN A CROWD IN A FACELESES TOWN I NEED TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF A FRIEND IN THE COUNTRY SIDE I WANDER FAR AND WIDE THE ISOLATION GETS ME AGAIN I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GOOOOOOOOO
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@schiz04renicFeb 6
** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest
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Clinton calling for the full release of the Epstein files:
Bill Clinton (@BillClinton) profile pictureBill Clinton
@BillClintonFeb 6
I have called for the full release of the Epstein files. I have provided a sworn statement of what I know. And just this week, I’ve agreed to appear in person before the committee. But it’s still not enough for Republicans on the House Oversight Committee.
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Scrolling through my phone and found this
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I’m gonna be the money president.
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Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) profile pictureMorning Brew ☕️
@MorningBrew9 Nov 2025
BREAKING: President Trump says everyone (except rich people) will receive "at least" $2,000 thanks to tariffs
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My hits from 6 OP13 boxes
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Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto17 Oct 2025
A top US Army general admits to using AI to make key military decisions Major General William ‘Hank’ Taylor also added "Chat and I" have become "really close lately"
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Northrop Grumman (@NGCNews) profile pictureNorthrop Grumman
@NGCNews20 Mar 2025
MESA is detecting threats like never before. Learn how recent combat-ID enhancements are evolving missions. news.northropgrumman.com/new…
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Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.
bears 🧸 (@wydbear) profile picturebears 🧸
@wydbear31 Mar 2025
1 hour to eat this for $100k.. who you calling for help?
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Me to my wife nightly
Goblin (@GoblinFL) profile pictureGoblin@GoblinFL2 Apr 2025
no smash?
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Sydney Sweeney breaking up and getting into Gundam a lot less depressing than when my 40 year old cousin did that.
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bailey (@baileylikemovie) profile picturebailey@baileylikemovie23 Mar 2025
I loooove when a movie ends on the darkest, bleakest, most demoralizing, hopeless, dismal note with no moment of relief and just leaves me feeling completely empty inside
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harmony korine fans when he drops the worst fucking movie ever made
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Scheduled ban announcements are good. You cannot change what modern deck people are allowed to play with a week before a GP. There's a modern season and they're going to alter the format before then. It's fine.
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During the Netflix 'N Swill review of THE ICE ROAD, we raved about Amber Midthunder and said she should get better roles. Well, I saw NOVOCAINE tonight and
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