I make custom toys/collectibles/garbage for a living.

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2013
I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.
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Only one person in this photo did not receive a pardon from Donald Trump
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New shirt I designed (based off of a vintage valentine illustration) @shirtsthtgohard
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🤣🤣
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This whole time I've been bothered because I couldn't place who RFK Jr. reminded me of, but I figured it out yesterday
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Well done @danpolydoris 👏
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This site is filled with openly racist, sexist, homophobic dipshits like this guy and people wonder why everyone’s leaving. It’s not “woke”, it’s because people like you are dumb fucking losers that will never amount to anything in life and are annoying as fuck.
Replying to @DanhausenAD
Nah thats me trying to figure out how your so popular , your like a vampire with fucking downs 😂😂
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Definitely not just a block of wood wrapped in tin foil.
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Ok this cracked me up
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Cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis Elon Musk is cis.
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he censored it im in tears
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Sandy Hook families freaking RULE. And good on you, @TheOnion, for seeking their backing in this dumpster bargain. #SandyHook #families
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Mentally I’m living in LT’s french fry house from Texas Chainsaw 2.
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