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he/him, BC,NR & Fontaines DC enjoyer, 🇵🇸

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Joined November 2016
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Nearly £1000 of that is voluntary though
October payslip breakdown: Basic pay: £9,799.75 PAYE (0 personal allowance): -£3,291.57 Salary sacrifice: -£489.99 NI Employee: -£354.19 Student loan: -£619.00 Health plan: -£22.75 Stock plan contribution: -£489.99 Net pay: £4,533.26
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Except the new stadium is Ratcliffe’s project, who Neville seems fairly cosy with?
I see the new stadium plans are gonna affect his poxy hotel
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Peak banter era that our only out and out centre forward will be out for a total of 7 months with shin splints
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Manchester United anticipate Benjamin Sesko will be out until at least January as he strives to recover fully from his shin injury. [@lauriewhitwell]
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Hate to bite with AI slop but “never settled” on a player who signed in the summer and is yet to play 10 games in the league for them
Pyramid ranking of Barcelona “Most Wasteful signing”
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Also Higuain? lol
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First of all no one is taking a nearly £10k paycut to work in Asda if they are in a skilled job. Secondly don’t you think it’s more concerning that skilled workers are only making £35k
Country be fucked soon be people in skilled jobs only on £35k who will think fuck it I'll work full time in asda doe £27k instead 🤣🤯
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What? I thought he was always “conveniently injured” whenever a manager was on borrowed time?
🚨🔙 Kobbie Mainoo was BACK in training today, Manchester United have confirmed 🤩 A much needed boost, fingers crossed he’ll be fit enough to play this weekend 🔋 #MUFC
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Someone was saying “it can’t be a coincidence”. Well yes, it can actually
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Replying to @KweenInYellow
I'm calling it, she's gonna try to start an affair with Ethan
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So then why couldn’t this supposed multi-billionaire Qatari sheikh provide proof of funds?
why do united fans keep saying sheikh jassim and qatar weren't real? he had a delegation full of his representatives who visited both carrington and old trafford. their attempts were 100% serious and real
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“Mainoo hinders us defensively” update:
Despite the fact that he had missed the last two games, Kobbie Mainoo has won 10 more ground duels than any of his teammates in the Premier League this season. A huge miss in midfield. 😬
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Best in Class update:
The PL table since Sir Jim Ratcliffe's takeover [opta, @TelegraphDucker]
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no way we’re running glazer prop now😭
Joel Glazer was once so hands-on as owner and co-chairman that he would speak to executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward “several times a day” about the day-to-day business at Old Trafford. One ESPN source said Joel was so involved in the club’s daily operations that he even had the final say on expenses as trivial as paint orders for the Old Trafford maintenance team. Joel also vetoed plans to furlough United staff during the COVID-19 pandemic, insisting that employees remain on full pay despite the cost to the club [@MarkOgden_]
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no other fan base
Funny old coincidence, this
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shock horror we play worse when one of our best players is not on the pitch
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COO to CEO is a natural career step Wilcox has DoF experience They’re just shit at their jobs, not inexperienced ffs
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Berrada has been found out because he can’t cheat here, Willycocks is just an idiot
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Who else did we even sign on the cheap other than Tielemans, who should have been worth double his release clause anyway?
🚨 Gary Neville: “You buy cheap you buy twice. A load of these players aren’t good enough.” [@SkySportsPL]
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I see all these happy clapping pricks just want to absolve the manager of any blame. We haven’t only won 2/12 just because we didn’t sign a left back lads
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Can’t wait for Jim Rat to come out with another interview and blame immigrants for us being shite
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