darian

you only like american traditional style tattoos and only hang out at dive bars oh im sure

my delusion done carried me pretty far i tell you what

im testing for james bond too btw

last nights dream was about gillian anderson paying me a thousand bucks every time i took her for a walk

thinking ab how i let a grown woman vent to me about “swag gap relationships” while she had an all alo fit on. god should have struck me down

my mexican neighbor b saying shit like “no me gusta mac and cheese”

every nigga in line at the dmv got the most fucked up life ever

dmv offices and juvenile detention centers are very similar in feel oh my lord

feelin it

evan said he ready for my next album so im writing another album

everytime i go to a black event they play that dumb ass leon thomas song

honestly i respect the mental fortitude it takes to be a hoe

ordered a croissant on some cute shit now i got a pile of crumbs in my lap

who had the bright idea to put the fake erewhon sign on milwaukee ave

“nations league”

i hope whoever created the word “buddy” is burning in hell btw

who wanna b my stud bestfriend

in my past life i was a stud with box braids

you cool but you not 2002sunglasses

thank the lord i got zero friends that wear flared pants