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Griswold

@dashark93

Beneath the clothes you find a man, and beneath the man you find his... nucleus

Joined January 2012
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AdnaanJnr
@AdnaanJnrNov 3
How tf did I never notice that?
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Bro this needs to be a miller lite ad!!!
Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) profile pictureMilwaukee Brewers
@BrewersNov 3
The sweet joy of victory #WonOurWay
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@huskirlNov 1
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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> “I’ll give you $5000” > “I swear prices are going down” > “I’ll cut off aid to Israel”
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@Megatron_ronNov 3
BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Trump says he's cutting-off aid to Israel at Netanyahu's request He says they don't need it, so the "left" can't use it as a talking point.
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NYY Takes
@nyytakesNov 2
Alright this is funny
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El mejor disfraz de Halloween
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Another one. @Padres No. 26 prospect Alex McCoy matches the AFL lead in homers with his fifth this Fall. The homer had an exit velocity of 116.3 MPH and gave the Javelinas the lead.
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@screenrantOct 29
Patrick Stewart, the beloved star of the X-Men and Star Trek franchises, among numerous other roles, has died at the age of 86 in his LA home. Read More: screenrant.com/patrick-stewa…
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Sam Seder@SamSederOct 29
Despite the attacks, lies and smears coming from multiple fronts, El- Sayed’s message has him outperforming all of them when it comes to favorability.
Josh Orton (@joshorton) profile pictureJosh Orton
@joshortonOct 29
Replying to @joshorton
Senate head-to-head: ^El-Sayed leads Rogers 50%-45% AND - Abdul Al-Sayed has equal or higher favs as other Dems: ^El-Sayed 48-46 fav-unfav (+2) ^Rogers 39-51 fav-unfav (-12) ^Whitmer 42-45 (-2) ^Benson 40-38 (+2) ^Trump 38-57 (-18)
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@MLBStatsOct 29
Lowest #Postseason Team ERA in the Wild Card Era: 1996 Braves - 1.89 2026 Brewers - 1.98 2023 Phillies - 2.20 2022 Astros - 2.29 1999 Yankees - 2.39
Members of the Brewers pitching staff pose for a photo on the mound at Tropicana Field after winning the World Series.

ALT Members of the Brewers pitching staff pose for a photo on the mound at Tropicana Field after winning the World Series.

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Randy Carlson@rcandy24Oct 28
A better way to look at it is “man, if this guy could compete with his shortcomings it’s possible he really knows some things that could help others!” There’s a reason it’s not usually the best players who are great coaches. It’s the guys who had to struggle to find every edge.
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Randy Carlson@rcandy24Oct 28
I’m not saying this was the intended message but hear me out. The average person says “look at that guy and his playing career. How can he be a coach!?His swing looked like crap. His body looked like crap. Basically all he could do was DH or PH vs RHP. What can he know!?”….
MetsFanClub (@RealMetsFanClub) profile pictureMetsFanClub@RealMetsFanClubOct 27
Ex-Met Daniel Vogelbach - one of the worst fundamentally inept hitters maybe of all time - is about to be a World Series champion ... as a hitting coach!!! I'm happy for him, but make it make sense! Moral: What's stopping you from achieving your dreams?
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Boss Baby 🌚🌝 (@Boss_Bee_) profile pictureBoss Baby 🌚🌝
@Boss_Bee_Oct 28
30 years old chips
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Mark Wahlberg was taking a lie detector test when he was asked if he was an Israeli agent. His response: “I have affiliates with Mossad, yes.” WTF? Then they claim he was supposed to be on one of the planes that struck the World Trade Center, but claims he was so hungover that he missed the flight. Not sure about you all, but I don’t believe in coincidences to that extreme.
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Mark Wahlberg's "Mossad" response was from a 2018 Vanity Fair comedic lie detector test, treated as a joke by the interviewer. He changed his Flight 11 booking in advance for Toronto, unlike Seth MacFarlane who missed it hungover. vanityfair.com/video/watch/ma… bostonherald.com/2011/09/11/day…
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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ZACH 🇵🇸@cozyplupOct 25
16 yrs in development… the behind of scenes on how wildwood was made is CRAZY! so how much hard work and dedication that ai could never recreate. im in actual tears.
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“Manny Machado and Fernando Tatis Jr. are Padres for life. We never think about trading them. They are the founders of the Padres.” - AJ Preller (Via @mikedeportes)
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@hasanthehunOct 23
bro what is going on
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Ember@EmberOnMainOct 23
one last dance for old times' sake
vio 🖤✨ (@viotubing) profile picturevio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 23
DUDE WHAT ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS??? IM 💀💀💀💀
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People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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