Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Ok who’s sponsoring my birthday omakase dinner? 👀
$ velvetdreamsss 🍣
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Sorry babe, the panties stay on until you sign up to become a monthly recurring Wikipedia donor
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Now lets see The Muppet's Ken Russell's The Devils and have Oliver Reed be the only non-Muppet
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Pavlovian response except it’s my ***** throbbing every time I get an email from Marigold 🥵
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
You’ll sleep a lot better if you don’t look at screens at night, which means you should absolutely go on dinner dates every day with a pretty woman
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
All the most beautiful girls in the world were born in October
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Sometimes it feels physically painful to blur my face out of photos, but alas. The surveillance state 🥲
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
I think the hottest thing a man can do is admit he was nervous before seeing you
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Social media is so tiresome; I am not moved by post engagement. I am a horny, connection craving, flesh coveting little freak. I am moved by in person experiences.
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
I have to be hot and sexy for life now. It’s what Dolly and Tim would have wanted.
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Idk how to flirt i just called this girl a feast for the senses
Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Kinda chic to have a face card that never declines and heavily paywall it


















