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✨Breath of fresh air, bonafide good time. Soft hearted / quick witted girl about town. ✨

New Orleans & Worldwide
Joined June 2024
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Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
AI could never write the tweets I’ve seen today
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Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Sorry babe, the panties stay on until you sign up to become a monthly recurring Wikipedia donor
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Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Now lets see The Muppet's Ken Russell's The Devils and have Oliver Reed be the only non-Muppet
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Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
You’ll sleep a lot better if you don’t look at screens at night, which means you should absolutely go on dinner dates every day with a pretty woman
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Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
All the most beautiful girls in the world were born in October
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Men who send gifts “just because you deserve it” >>>>>>>
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Sometimes it feels physically painful to blur my face out of photos, but alas. The surveillance state 🥲
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bilf (book i'd like to finish)
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“tits or ass?” her soul bro... also her ass
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mink (mysterious income no kids)
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I think the hottest thing a man can do is admit he was nervous before seeing you
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Social media is so tiresome; I am not moved by post engagement. I am a horny, connection craving, flesh coveting little freak. I am moved by in person experiences.
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Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
I have to be hot and sexy for life now. It’s what Dolly and Tim would have wanted.
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Avery Simone 🎂October Birthday🎂 retweeted
Idk how to flirt i just called this girl a feast for the senses
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the best to do it. there will never be another.
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Kinda chic to have a face card that never declines and heavily paywall it
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just kissed u in my mind i hope u felt it
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