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Woke up from a dream in which I was being terrorized by an angry bee (yes, 1 bee). Not even a big one.
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She said ""Give me six inches and make it hurt", so we moved to Minnesota and bought a snow shovel.
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Very excited to be a part of this beautiful issue, in such good company. You can read my story, Mr. Frog, here: shenandoahliterary.org/711/m…
WE. ARE. LIVE! Issue 71.1 is here, with fiction curated by Editorial Fellow @papiwhathappen, additional stories, novel excerpts, essays, comics, poems, & cover art by @manjee. We're so proud of this issue and can't wait for you to read it, here: shenandoahliterary.org/711/
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Very excited to be a part of this beautiful issue, in such good company. You can read my story, Mr. Frog, here: shenandoahliterary.org/711/m…
Exciting: Three packages on porch
Disappointing: None are addressed to me
Hopeful: They MIGHT be for me
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Bring me a United Shades of Benetton man for a Skittles Taste the Rainbow experience.
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Starting TONIGHT through Saturday we have the very funny @anylaurie16! Get your tickets here:
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In this 3 hour power point presentation I will analyse a few of the reasons I don't like any of YOUR(looks coworkers in the eyes) power points
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#SouthDakota #MMIWG
ADRIANA SPOTTED ELK
Missing from: Box Elder, South Dakota
Last seen: December 7, 2021
Race: Native American
Age: 16
If you have any information on the whereabouts of Adriana, please contact the Box Elder Police Department at 605-394-4131
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Today's National Weary Willie Day in case you think some members of Congress don't have a sense of humor.