Infinite Jest, one tweet at a time. Because the world should appreciate the written word; or, in this case, the supra-one-thousand-character-annotated sentence.
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[Turning back to Infinite Jest] Page 5: I turn this way and that, slightly, sort of directing the expression to everyone in the room.
RT #brieftwitterviews @Jesus_M_Christ: A: If you slap a child, a fuckin BEAR will get all medieval on your ass next.
RT #brieftwitterviews @Jesus_M_Christ: A: When I birthed karma, I had one word in mind. BITCH.
RT #brieftwitterviews @Jesus_M_Christ: @davefw A: Wolves? FWIP FWIP FWIP HEADS ARE ROLLIN'. Karma, baby.
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: @davefw Johnny B was a LOVER of fish. He treated them better then the human folk.
RT Jesus_M_Christ A: I'll never forget the time I went wolf hunting with John the Baptist in scuba gear. TASTE MY COMPRESSED OXYGEN, BALTO!
Alright, taking a little break here from Infinite Jest. Let's go with #BriefInterviewsWithInfamousTwitterers ... First up: @Jesus_M_Christ
62.5% of the room's faces are directed my way, pleasantly expectant. My chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it.
DeLint shifts his back against the room's panelling and recenters his weight. My uncle beams and straightens a straight watchband.
...but of course most of all to have a chance to meet your gentlemen and have a look at the facilities here. ...