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influencer of nothing, master of many.

Australia
Joined September 2010
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Can see why @maccas Clyde made the top 10 worst, cars lined up, delays with food… think Maccas head office needs to send out so support, as it’s a very busy store.
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Got sucked in by the all new Bigger chicken Tenders at @KFCAustralia …. I’m calling false advertising, apparently 30% bigger, they just don’t tell what the comparison is…. 30% bigger than the smallest chip in the box? This one even makes the small gravy look big!
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Replying to @BenCarrollMP
@BenCarrollMP why are we waiting for a search law, similar to Jacks Law, why is it being used as an election promise, why is this law not being implemented as per other states …. Why are we recreating it? You are in government now, bring it in now! #jacklaw @3AW693
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Replying to @aflwomens
@aflwomens @AFL @NMFCWomens why is one of these teams not wearing white shorts? Watching it on @FOXFOOTY it is extremely hard to tell who is who!
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What a ripping concert it would be up there tonight. #dolly
🤖 Made with AI
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I’m lost with the scoring…. Really good gets a 7…. #theblock
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Oh shit, if the 3rd room makes the judges melt…. I may have to watch something else, as I don’t think I get what they are aiming for this year - nasty, cheap motel room of the 70’s #theblock
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Replying to @Greens
@Greens in bed with @AlboMP can’t work out who’s on top, but in the end it’s the Aus People getting fucked by them both!
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Replying to @ALDIAustralia
@ALDIAustralia just have the worst steak I’ve ever had, and it was the fresh cut and packed scotch fillet, hard to cut and unchewable!
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Replying to @AlboMP
@AlboMP @TheTodayShow here he is telling us to work from home, travel less, don’t travel unnecessarily…. So why is he not using Teams or Zoom for these meetings?
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No more, please get genuine people on next year that have done a psych test. #MAFSAU
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Replying to @acccgovau
@acccgovau @ausgov can’t be hard to see who needs investigating when the Hawthorn Petrol station has been listed for almost two weeks with inflated petrol and diesel prices via the media… and continues today!
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Replying to @Channel7
@Channel7 why is sunrise and shit on when it’s RCH Good Friday Appeal?
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When you just want to bitch slap the shit out of someone …. But her voice makes you retreat #MAFS
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God even I’m starting to think about tapping out of this show…. It has to be the worst season. #MAFSAU
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Receipts? Who calls a text message receipts? #MAFSAU
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Juliet who’s on the show to make a name for themselves? #MAFS
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Luke dodging that bullet! #MAFS
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Zero atmosphere…. Very little crowd noise, had more atmosphere when it was Covid times and the crowd was fake! #NRLBulldogsDragons
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Replying to @Qantas
@Qantas get ya shit together, no wonder the plane is part full, when we have been delayed by an hour+ and continue to sit on tarmac because the catering truck hasn’t turn up…. And still waiting to move!
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