CRYPTO DUMP:
Bitcoin falls under $65,000
Ethereum falls under $1,800
XRP falls under $0.93
WHO TF IS SELLING.
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DUMP:
Bitcoin Fear & Greed Index falls to 13, “Extreme Fear” after $BTC falls below $66,000 and $215 million is liquidated in the past 60 minutes.
Crypto is getting cooked.
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BREAKING: NVIDIA stock falls over -3% after reports saying CEO Jensen Huang had another affair with Kimberly Powell, its vice president of health care.
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JUST IN: Filings show that both of Jensen Huang's children are on Nvidia's payroll with over $1M salaries despite having “non-technical” backgrounds.
RED DAY IN THE MARKETS:
— Over $600 billion wiped out from the US stock market at open as hot CPI pushes rate hike odds to nearly 100%
— $NVDA erases all 2026 gains and is now down over -11% on the year. Wiping out -$1.82 trillion in the last month, and $-400 billion since CEO Jensen Huang’s affair with alleged Chinese Spy
— Bitcoin crashes below $73,000 for the first time in nearly 3 months. With $300M worth of leverages position liquidated in the past hour.
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PUMP:
🇺🇸 $2 TRILLION has been added to the US stock market today.
Literally everything is green, well except for $NVDA.
Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 BILLION, the most expensive divorce ever.
Yikes.
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INSANE:
🇰🇵 North Korean hackers are using memecoins to launder funds stolen from the $6.3 BILLION Binance crypto hack.





































