Darren Jasper

Amazing sense of humour @nedboulting #xerocyclo

Just wanted to say a big thank you to Aidan Cross at @CarrsFerrari in #Exeter today. Couldn’t find anywhere to park at beach and my eldest has suddenly taken his Dad’s liking for fast cars. Quietly asked at the door if we could look around. Kids were made up. Start ‘em young. 🏎

The “I spent so long styling the what-if goatee the razor went flat and it is now just the goatee” look. It might just have to stay for the next @ShowAccountancy coffee break. What you think @ABarlowFCCA @FTricarico?😂 #goatee #facepalm

Working from home? Show us your desk. There are too many curated smart-ass pics online. Let’s see the real truth behind WFH. Here’s mine; the spare room / office / dump. #coronavirus #Covid_19 #workingfromhome #wfhsetup #Accounting #fish @Dell @Xero

This was me 18 months ago. 2nd new job since & only just getting on the right track. Don’t let it happen to you. Spot the signs. Then laugh more. Eat better. Get outside. Pick yourself up. @BBCNews @MindCharity #ItsOkNotToBeOk #burnout #stress #worklife bbc.co.uk/news/av/business-5…

Friday morning be like! Good luck @WestclystCPS Henry is wound up and good to go! Start them young. Ready for @BBCR1 dance party with @AnnieMac #playedalive #dance #euphoria

Justifying value to someone who bills by the hour. My brother’s VAT return on @Xero. Submission really is the click of a button, but it’s the bit he doesn’t see that’s worth the money. Just like the foundations of the houses he builds. #MTD #VAT

Sorry for the public shout out, but it is a time pressured time of year for us accountants. Therefore, @ReceiptBank, please don’t take 5.5hrs to reject my bank statement upload. Fail fast and try again please. #automation #cloudaccounting #saas #ocr #coulddobetter

Honoured to have shared my story with my fellow professionals @ICAEW today. Our industry is being disrupted, but we are stronger together. Big shout out to @Corientbs for enabling us to increase our capacity. Also our software partners @Xero @ReceiptBank @taxcalc & @ignitionapp

Paying no tax is nothing to be proud off. If you have a business reason like investment and capital allowances, that’s great. But if you pay no tax because you earn under the personal allowance maybe you should consider working in Tesco on minimum wage. You’d have more money.

For anyone who questioned “Where do you work?” Well, from here 40% of the time. Nailing the work life balance.

If you were at @ICAEW_SWregion practice update today you will have heard me talk about the merits of attending the Digital Accountancy Show. Get there and learn from the industry, your peers and vendors. Drive your practice forward. @ShowAccountancy

Pimp my cloud accounting platform! @MattFlanBH @Blue_Hub @AppacusCom @AutoEntry_OCREX @ReceiptBank @Hubdoc @stripe @GoCardless @expensify @ApprovalMax @chaser_hq @SatagoHQ @FUTRLI @Fluidly @FloatApp @fathomhq