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I teach databases some manners and train them to better serve their owners. I tweet my weird ideas here in an effort to avoid blurting them out in meetings.

Portland, OR
Joined October 2008
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I apparently owe a hotel some chairs
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Being useful in the kitchen gave Detectives Turner and Huller the deep cover they needed to work their hottest case in a new novel by @paprbckparadise (75¢ USA $1.25 CAN)
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“The perp took a swing at Turner’s wide stainless steel head, but the detective’s sharp reflexes and overseas training comfortably handled the attack.”
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Hello my robot friend
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Replying to @RipCity
@ripcity @ribcity close enough 🤷‍♂️
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For around seven seconds, this shooter was earning over $257K an hour
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Is that enough cream? I honestly don’t know
308 cases of Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream is in stock at NCABC (abc.nc.gov/StoresBoards/Stoc…). #whiskey #bourbonsearcher
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Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go? DOWNTOWN!
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That’s just Larry Chicken’s opinion, man
550pm: Larry Chicken says we're getting up close to a half a foot of snow here in #Parkrose (NE Portland). Officially 5.3 inches so far, but accumulating fast. #orwx #wawx #pdxtst
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Google+ was too useful to survive, so I’ll blog it here: Perfect Forward Secrecy is not fully supported for bidirectional traffic on @Azure’s route-based site-to-site S2S VPN. You won’t be stopped or even warned if PFS is enabled, but the connection will run in ResponderOnly mode
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An Azure route-based S2S VPN that improperly uses PFS can encounter seemingly intermittent outages as IPSec tunnels time out from inactivity. The only on-premises subnets that can be reached are those that regularly initiate traffic to Azure xitter.gq/jefutte/status/6574676…
Replying to @AzureSupport
@AzureSupport IPSec tunnel disconnects after a while without traffic, when PFS is enabled, currently testing without PFS, seems to be ok
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Three days ago a massive, long-running botnet suddenly stopped tweeting Amazon affiliate links, and I wonder how long it’ll take for its operators to adapt and get the spam flowing again.
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Around three days was the answer
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No updates to report
My favorite soda is Cragmont Diet Chocolate Mint that's twenty days past its expiration date
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And why isn’t @TillamookDairy “Block Jams” sold in stores
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This store thinks we’re all just going to forget about Grape Nuts
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Denny’s…
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fym @grover “may not be notable”
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Good thing I don’t mind being dead wrong sometimes. The Addams family car in @wednesdayaddams #wednesdaynetflix is actually a 1938 Pontiac, not a Packard. They look very similar, but only @Pontiac had that red asymmetric logo in the center of the hubcap. imcdb.org/vehicle_1735974-Po…
Who restored & customized that beast of a car in #wednesdaynetflix and how did they ship it to Romania for filming? If my dad were still here he could tell me more, but it’s a probably a pre-war Packard limo stretched a few feet. How is nobody talking about this absolute unit?
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Who restored & customized that beast of a car in #wednesdaynetflix and how did they ship it to Romania for filming? If my dad were still here he could tell me more, but it’s a probably a pre-war Packard limo stretched a few feet. How is nobody talking about this absolute unit?
It took a bit of time to sort this one out, but you can avoid a bogus quest of network troubleshooting by not using just the word TV as a local DNS hostname. A host named tv was causing DNS lookup failures for any hostname in the .tv top-level domain, including streaming services
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