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You Got Jokes

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Joined August 2011
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#MetalMusts open.spotify.com/album/23dL3…
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Fuck you @NFL
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Hand holding last week and now this
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69 saved his most blatant jump of the game on the touchdown pass
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#MetalMusts open.spotify.com/album/0b4jF…
Listen to Battle for the Mind - Album by Degenerate Synapse | Spotify

Listen to Battle for the Mind - Album by Degenerate Synapse | Spotify

Degenerate Synapse · album · 2026 · 11 songs

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#MetalMusts open.spotify.com/album/0oM9j…
Listen to Thanatocorporeal Sculptures Of Cryogenic Excruciation - Album by Ecchymosis | Spotify

Listen to Thanatocorporeal Sculptures Of Cryogenic Excruciation - Album by Ecchymosis | Spotify

Ecchymosis · album · 2026 · 8 songs

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Billy Edwards
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I bet her husband told her they were going someplace nice
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Lady, you're behind a screen.
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No, they will not trade Coker for this. He just signed a contract and the front office values their draft picks. This is silly
Jared Kane (@BaddestBearJew) profile pictureJared Kane
@BaddestBearJewOct 5
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Would Carolina trade Coker? Depends on how they feel on the depth behind him. But, they need an edge rusher and Highsmith gives them that. They may overpay for an imminent need.
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Really Ravens?
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Rare man coverage from Evero results in pick 6!
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Top tier snack #DiabetesBoner
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The #TupacTrial is triggering me on how much I hate keyboard sounds on phones
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"I've heard the movie Him is atrocious, but how bad could it really be... Let's give it a shot"
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Winner of this Silva-Woodley fight gets a pizza
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This man was away from his family, not getting paid, working with someone referring to themselves as Jesus, AND waking up with sore rear not knowing what happened. Make better choices people.
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Nice call
susan (@scsusan1516) profile picturesusan@scsusan151630 Nov 2025
Maybe time for an amazing TMac catch???
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