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Same bathroom, different selfie.

Nevada, USA
Joined September 2009
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Their president said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose a single voter, he was right, he just got his gestapo to do it for him.
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The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying
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I work in aviation so this morning I got to sit around with a bunch of pilots and discuss this horrible situation and I found it so interesting that none of the pilots thought the gender or race of the pilots were a factor at all but a bunch of fucking idiots on here do.
Co-pilot. Not in charge of the cockpit. Thousands of people dragging her. You guys are vultures.
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I'm voting BLUE because he was a hate spreading nazi dickhead
I’m voting red because he can’t.
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Danielle retweeted
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Danielle retweeted
They don’t make white boys like this anymore. All they do now is be racist on stream.
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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Danielle retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Danielle retweeted
"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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OMFG! This response from @AbdulElSayed to a completely bigoted question is probably the best thing I’ve heard all year. Every bigot in America needs to listen to this three times.
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Danielle retweeted
The White House claimed there were 16,000 non us citizens in Nevada that were on the voter rolls… after being forced to provide data to this they dropped their made up number to 185… Nevada investigated the 185 names and discovered that all of them were legal us citizens that were legally allowed to vote. Meaning the Trump White House was only off by 100%.
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The “✝️🇺🇸” people when they can’t watch a public execution anymore
TRUMP: EXECUTION WILL NOT BE LIVE STREAMED
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Danielle retweeted
In a world on genocide, eroding civil liberties, elitism, starvation, war, famine, slavery, torture, and all the rest of it, these people have singled out reading to kids in drag as the ultimate evil. Chronically unserious morons.
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Danielle retweeted
Something Very Evil Is Being Plotted Investigative journalist Kyle Clark is reporting that Tina Peters, the disgraced election-denying TRAITOR who was convicted of helping Trump attempt to overthrow democracy in the 2020 election, met with Trump on Monday to discuss a plan to seize ballots nationwide. Also discussed was strategy for a potential civil war. The insane, treasonous scheme was revealed in a segment by Denver's 9News that also featured Peters' attorney, Peter Ticktin, describing how Trump "is not going to relinquish control" should he lose both the House and Senate in November. "He's got nothing to lose, the nation has nothing to lose," Tickin said. "It's better if we're going to have a civil war of any sort that it be martial law with our side in control of the armaments."
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Danielle retweeted
If I was Ed Sheeran I’d go into hiding at this point This video’s already got almost 600k likes in 7 hours on TikTok 😂
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Hard pass. Get fucked.
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“Give us another chance” I am deceased
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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Danielle retweeted
People keep saying Trump term II is the most corrupt administration ever, so I built a model to find out if it was true. I took the UN's definition of corruption, turned it into eight criteria and 100 points, and scored the leaders history remembers for looting their countries: Marcos, Suharto, Mobutu, Abacha, Obiang, Putin. Then I put every president since Eisenhower on the same scale, both parties, with every exoneration counted right alongside the convictions. Nixon scored 41 and no other American President scored over a 25. Trump's second term scored a 91, which ties him with Suharto and Mobutu and puts him above Marcos and Abacha. So he is not only the most corrupt president in American history. At this pace he finishes his term level with the most corrupt rulers of the last hundred years. PSA: don't come in my comments arguing about the results if you haven't read the full article, because ignorance is a choice. Full article is up now on my Substack (link in bio) and it's free.
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My Lord. @JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read. Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon. One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake. Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds. Really says it all.
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Danielle retweeted
Do NOT kill yourself!! You HAVE TO be here the day Trump dies
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Hi, I'm a trillionaire. I have unfathomable wealth and can do anything I want. The thing I'm choosing to do with my limited time and limitless wealth is to pick a fight with a guy working at chess dot com. I'm a happy person!
There are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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