D. Doug Mains

Before the internet, we needed books to connect the world. Since the internet, we need books to humanize it.

My daughter is never more like my wife than when she tells me I stink

For an unconditional love there are sure are a lot of conditions 🤨

Isn’t it funny that most of the “experts” (people who have a large social media following) we listen to offer advice from a very similar place as ourselves? Like, I want parenting advice from parents who have some sort of track record, not the overly confident mom of a toddler.

Listen. We’re all crazy. We just surround ourselves with people who are our flavor of crazy.

“Philosophy calls for plain living, but not for penance.” Seneca

Why is the popcorn bowl the same as the throw up bowl???

Excited for the @ACSFX of #DeppVsHeard

You know how it is seeing a bunch of full-blown adults doo-doo-doing just to realize we’re the same age

Margarine is okay but the real stuff is butter

I need a tape player it’s an emergency I found a tape labeled “death certificate” in my basement

I can’t find something in my mess of a storage room and I keep catching myself thinking, “oh I’ll just Google it.” 😶

Seems like the perfect wrong answers only

A wine so cheap you feel hungover while drinking it

Introvert: Googling social etiquette

Remember when fixing the damn roads was Michigan’s biggest issue?

Nobody has time for those articles that make you press next to see the whole damn list. Please

Felt cute

Wiping my kids butt as he’s sprawled against the wall and telling myself these are the good old days

social media is terrible for us but here we are pass the booze.