@de3pstate
Joined July 2013
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don’t boo just smoke
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now uhhh…let me be clear…by smoke i mean vote!
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my american sensibilities peak when it comes to sweets & deserts. we just do it better here. i love bakeries in houston cuz they’ll do the classics and all of the baddest treats from around the world.
club sandwich@ludensee12h
the agonizing indignities we subject people to for short-form video content
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
#1 stuff haver@braveandstrong6Oct 26
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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Which is horny.
alex lei@alexL_E_I17h
i don’t think Y Tu Mamá También is a horny movie, it’s just kind of how it is to be ~23
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aléx@istilldkOct 27
her
zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
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this movie was hot but the second half pissed me off so bad
megan@babylonmegOct 26
full body chills when this played in theaters
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This is what molchat doma sounds like to me
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jan@hurtleapOct 27
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tom kha clears yum every time
Mysterious Alloys@fritolaysiaOct 26
I could probably name 50 soups better than tom yum
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just dropped $46 on taco bell
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when u clang so they know u real af
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCraveOct 26
'Blue Planet III' will deliberately include murkier and less polished underwater footage to assure viewers it's real and not AI-generated 🌊 The David Attenborough-narrated series won't feature a single AI-generated frame (via @guardian)
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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'Ain't got no problem with Goths'
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your mom portland affff
jujube@bvrythet4steOct 26
my mom is literally twinning with this tree rn
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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everything is so stupid now so i think nicki minaj being press secretary should happen purely bc i’m curious
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no one has eaten at kenny & ziggys and thought oh i’d like to come back here!
Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸
@lalovestrumpOct 24
Top 10 Jewish delis in the US ? He listed Brent’s #3 and Langer’s #2 What’s the best Jewish deli you have been to ?
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ppl r being very stupid abt this. the neighborhoods with numbers are not being hidden…their names just don’t fit!
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 25
The neighborhoods of Houston, TX
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