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Now kiss
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Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
The European mind cannot comprehend the NFL t shirt gun, live from Stade de France.
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Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation. 15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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all of this bullshit is happening because the web is not semantic enough and not neutral enough
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Na for 2025 dem send Chukwuemeka Victor Amachukwu to US from France wia dem gbab am. Im and im group bin wan obtain $8.4 million but na $2.5 million enta bifor dem detect dem. Full tori: bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ckp8…
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Cream of shrimp soup 2-packs going for $35 on eBay If you spot these at an old grocery store, people want them
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i took a look at non-fascist social networks, and to my surprise french riots are getting as much attention as the civil war in sudan
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🇫🇷 | La estatua de Paul Bocuse, uno de los chefs más celebrados de Francia, fue demolida durante protestas en Lyon del sábado. Bocuse inspiró al personaje del chef Gusteau en la película animada de Pixar 'Ratatouille'.
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WAIT. France was hiding their educational resources in the Louis Vuitton store this entire time!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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Goodbye to the iconic flying piss dungeon. Retired this morning, after landing in Frankfurt. 🙏
I’m flying the iconic @lufthansa A340-600 this week, in economy 😱 The toilets are downstairs! Such a rare beast.
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『潜むものたち』展示中です。 中に入ると、ヒレが自分の周りを巡っていったり、追いかけてきたり。 下にある存在、足元に迫っている何かを想像してもらう作品です。 大阪西九条で明日まで展示してます。 homeworks2026.peatix.com/vie…
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若干怖い犬のフランスパン作った
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秋が深まる前に京都駅に来たほうが良いですよ
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The point of Capitalism is that someone who doesn’t give a shit about you still has a financial incentive to make your life better. Many Socialists confuse good intentions with good outcomes.
not to sound gay but im actually starting to think structuring our entire society around maximizing profit instead of the public good is a bad idea
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ねこです
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トポロジカル編み物の本「Unraveling Topological Crochet」が届いた。素晴らしい本だよ。
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Mikhail Gorbachev feeding a squirrel, 1989.
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半年かけて得た信頼を一瞬で失いました。
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now, there’s a name i have not heard in a long time. roi = radio on internet!
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うちの犬は、老衰でどんどん衰弱して、立てなくなって、頭も動かせなくて、何も食べられなくなって、あと数日で死ぬと先生にも言われて、なんでも食べさせてあげてくださいと言われたので、マックのポテト食わせたらみるみる体調が回復して、そっから2年生きた
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