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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
๐Ÿ“… 23rd October 2026 ๐Ÿท๏ธ Instagram/caitie_greiser ๐Ÿ’• #animaloftheday
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
since its close to halloween, please remember to not buy any taxidermy bats you see online. they are ALL culled in large numbers for just this purpose, and to be put in a resin box sold on amazon. please don't support their extinction, and remember NONE ARE ETHICALLY SOURCED
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
i have never touched a monkey, and that bothers me
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
do NOT go see you can see everything in the first row
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
This is murder. This is a murder that was partaken in by the entire political establishment and the NHS. It is a murder of a person for no other reason than simply because she was trans. Nobody will go to jail. Nobody will suffer any consequences. But they all murdered Joelle.
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
this malick ass baby bro
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
Replying to @Kalamar_izy3
Une autre vidรฉo de lui
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.
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Basque communists invented flying cars back in ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฏ
Nothing funnier than all the people around me that hate Elon Musk not caring that we literally have flying cars now lmfaoooo
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
JCVD x KMFDM Man Splits Party Mix ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฆตsound on๐Ÿฆต๐ŸŽ‰
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
A bride surprises her groom with an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 graphics card during their wedding reception in China, October 2026.
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It's true what they say he really is the image of ray darcy
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
Halloween costume ideas: Andy Warhol and Macavity.
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
That part during Troye's show when he would make miscellaneous twunks shoot poison on stage
Troye Sivan brings a fan on stage while performing โ€œOne Of Your Girlsโ€ in London.
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
Babe take a look at this. There came into a certain shop a famed chanteuse desirous of purchasing a mechanical Bird, yet the shopkeep, deeming her of graceless bearing and humble station, would not suffer the clockwork creature to pass into her possession
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
There will still be jobs post-singularity, like Bird-Husband
wait sorry, I found one exception, this man has to continue working, for his bird wife
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DavIT (the clown) ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ retweeted
Four hours apart
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