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mutton biriyani

@debxmita

don’t die trying, try dying.

 Kolkata
Joined January 2021
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such a fu**ed up generation😭😭 yeh kahan aa gayi main bhagwan😭😭
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Okay so this TEA is not about me. Its a friend’s tea which I am dropping anonymously😭 So lets say there’s this girl named A. and Her best friend is B. Now my friend’s ex, lets say he is C, he and B were in a relationship but they broke up.
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So one day A suggested B that A, B and C should have s** together (Yes a 3sum) ; and they did it once. Now A has a bf, B has another bf and C also has a gf. They again had 3sum a few days later and now both A and B are pregnant😭💀
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all the men in my life has somehow collectively decided to behave like an a***ole at the same time😂
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crazy reach💀💀 i should start dropping more lores ig💀😭
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kuch zyada hi patakhe aur crackers pasand h, kahin mein aatankwadi toh nahi?💀
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my future is darker than my asshole- wise words by a friend💀
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☕️TEA TIME☕️ okay so this guy followed me on twitter and I followed him back cuz there were some mutuals. and just as i followed him, came his message asking me if was alright after he went through my recent tweets cuz they were a bit depressing. (1)
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So then we started talking and he asked me about my diwali plans, to which I said i had no plans and this guy tells me to go to bangalore and spend diwali with him and go to a house party from Kolkata😭😭 I was like what? (2)
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Weak men can’t handle strong women. Period.
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There are some really weird people out here in Twitter😭😭
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whats the purpose of chocolate bombs? or any cracker that just makes noise(no visuals) and nothing else? literally no fun and just noise pollution!
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first diwali of my life with no patakhas :(
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so prettyy😭 my fav festival for a reason✨💛 #Diwali
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Happy Diwali Guys✨🪔💛 May this festival of light brighten up all your life ❤️ Wishing everyone great health and prosperity🤍
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life before 2020 was the best; everything started to go wrong after that cursed year!
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the worst diwali of my life
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my mom never went through my dads phone but i did and the rest was history lol
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itne toh mere actions nahi the jitne consequences mil rhe h😄
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saare life lessons sirf main hi sikhu kya?😂🥀💔
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there’s nothing that music can’t heal
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having an emotionally unavailable father is worse than having no father at all!
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