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Matt DeCaro

@decaromatt

I got a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes so yea I'm pretty legit

Joined December 2011
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Everyone thinks they have the BEST taste in music. That being said, I have the best taste in music
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When I get married my best man will be decided via a Royal Rumble.
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BREAKING: @Giants rumored to be hiring Mink Partindale as their next Defensive Coordinator #nyg #giants #nfl
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I feel like twitter had so much name recognition this name change is just weird. The fact that I can “Tweet” on X doesn’t make any sense now.
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@elmo13 Feb 2023
Elmo thinks you look great in red Ms. @Rihanna, just like Elmo! ❤️
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GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Randy Troy@RandyTroy12 Jan 2023
REVERIE XI: Hosted by @RandyTroy Sunday, January 15, 2023 12PM EST to at least 8PM EST Special Guest: Matt Owens! Executive Producer/Co-Showrunner of @onepiecenetflix Trailer: youtu.be/QF9Yzjv7uFQ
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A drunk driver in Indianapolis finds themself driving down a frozen canal 🤦🏽‍♂️
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“We gotta stop dissing the Nazis all the time” Brah 🤦‍♂️
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (@KyleKulinski) profile pictureSecular Talk ([email protected])
@KyleKulinski2 Dec 2022
Every time I refresh Twitter there’s a brand new clip of Kanye being like ‘HITLER WAS THE GOAT!! 😆😂😜’. He managed to praise the Nazis like 14 times in one interview xitter.gq/manipulatorlady/status…
What a steal
Fat Kid Deals (@FatKidDeals) profile pictureFat Kid Deals
@FatKidDeals4 Nov 2022
Commercial Soft Ice Cream Machine with 3 Flavors just $1,252.99, retail $1,799!! fkd.sale/?l=https://amzn.to/…
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@TheCensoredRock27 Sep 2022
Whose woman is this xitter.gq/ClownWorld_/status/157…
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I was wondering why he said that 😅
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReport9 Sep 2022
Buffalo WR Isaiah McKenzie did a gender reveal for his sister after scoring a TD 💙🏈 @BRGridiron (via @BuffaloBills) xitter.gq/BleacherReport/status/…
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Down bad rn in fantasy #fantasyfootball Cam Akers whyyyyyyy #BillsMafia #RamsHouse #rams
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That feeling of superiority when you cut a long drive through line by simply entering the store
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I’m 26 but still say “To get her” when I spell together
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Peak living
Barstool Baseball (@StoolBaseball) profile pictureBarstool Baseball
@StoolBaseball16 Jun 2022
SOUND 🎺 THE 🎺 TRUMPETS 🎺 @GottaBelievePod
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The dress sock industry really taking a hit in a post pandemic world.
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Jeopo Baby@DatDudeRFS1 May 2022
Cracking up at “o’clock”. Why do we say that. Is time Irish
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An honor to welcome @kayvont to the @Giants! Hope I made every single Giants fan proud!
New York Giants (@Giants) profile pictureNew York Giants
@Giants29 Apr 2022
Sam Prince, you got your wish! Thank you @WishNJ for making dreams a reality 💙 📺: #NFLDraft on @nflnetwork
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Laza@LazaBautista21 Apr 2022
The New York Mets are 10-4.
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