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Shangri La🥀
Joined September 2022
carrick is so shameless man.. No honor, no pride, nothing.. Just a very dull human being.. you're gonna be sacked but you're still being made to take training.. 'I love the club' maybe love yourself first? mumu..
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get this nonsense out my face right now!!
Only Arsenal (63) and Manchester City (56) have won more points in the Premier League than Manchester United (47) since Michael Carrick was first appointed on 13 January 2026.
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Amass? Heaven? Lacey? Thwaites?
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Pochettino on the importance of 'culture' before tactics
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Lisandro Martinez contract renewal...
🚨💣 - HUGE BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino is the FAVOURED CANDIDATE to replace Michael Carrick as the new Manchester United manager. [@MarkOgden_]
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they could've/should've done this after bournemouth.. but no.. sacrifice 3 games first then put his head on the block...
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Pochettino in 2026.. idk man but anything that gets Carrick away from here
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nah seriously imagine.. Just imagine Carrick was managing Hojlund, Garnacho, Antony, Ugarte, Onana, instead... nah seriously, just take a sec and imagine that..
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I AM VERY SORRY BUT WHERE DID ALL THIS LOGIC GO WHEN A CERTAIN PORTUGUESE MANAGER FROM SPORTING LISBON WAS IN CHARGE??????????????????
🚨 🗣️ Rio Ferdinand: “I think there are a lot of individual errors that amount to BAD results here. “And I think Carrick is the ONE whose head is going to be on the chopping board. “But then you look at it and go, well he's not the one out there MAKING individual mistakes. “You look at the defensive record this season, 30 goals conceded in 15 games, that's 2 a 2-a-game average. “Including 19 in 10 Premier League games, it’s a joke. What's happening to us, where are we conceding most goals? “When the ball’s wide and crossing the ball. Okay, let's work on stopping people from crossing the ball. Also, let's work on when the ball does come in and how we're positioned. “There's no part of me that is sitting here going that they are not looking at that. They've got too many data analysts at the club not to know where the issues are”. #MUFC [@RioMeets]
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Meanwhile, some people are just born in countries like Norway. Life's so unfair.
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warra thread 😭😂
a week has passed since the last one. manchester united player and staff keep/sell poll below #mufc:
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question GLINEOS should be asking themselves if they've got any brain cells left in them is : If we fire this guy, which top club picks him up? even after he finished 3rd with us last season.. Which top 7-8 club hires him?
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- he has the DEE-HEN-HAY - he's a man utd legend (his other name is Richard Cypher) - he knows the club - he finished 3rd
With Ten hag, we saw what he achieved with the Ajax Squad and that’s why he was considered. With Amorim, we saw what he achieved with Sporting and that’s why he was considered. Now with Carrick, what did they see in him to even consider him as a Coach for Manchester United ?
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with who leading the review? lol piss off!
🚨 Manchester United are deciding whether Michael Carrick should be sacked, with Jason Wilcox leading the review. Wilcox is consulting with Omar Berrada before a recommendation regarding Carrick is made to Sir Jim Ratcliffe. [@JamieJackson___]
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brudda, do us all a favour and shut your mouth... por favor!
Can’t even celebrate a comeback these days?! Come on man… as a football fan in the moment, allow yourself to get carried away with it! Nothing to do with standards. Thanks All 👍🏽
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free kick at the edge of the box and our bald wall nonchalantly throws his leg in the air, hoping that it catches the ball 😂😂
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there isn't a single thing we're good at... not one! and we're terrible at a host things.. but yeah, he's an ex red plus he's British so that counts for something..
16.10% of shots taken against Manchester United this season have resulted in goals. That’s the highest percentage against any side in the Premier League. Not ideal. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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we used to be in these convos lol
Best attacks this season (most xG created): 🥇 Man City - 22.34(xG) 🥈 Brighton - 20.12(xG) 🥉 Bournemouth - 19.83(xG)
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I can never ever rate a manager who comes to the presser, talks about the obvious flaws and problems of his team, but it continues to happen.. it doesn't stop happening. no change. and then, there's carrick, who never even points out that there are flaws that must be improved on 😂😂
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sam, wallahi u don't want me to answer this..
What would you do with Carrick?
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