(Decoy) Diva || Primetime & Pitt freak

idk how you're supposed to use twitter so i'm gonna use it like tumblr until someone crumples me up and throws me away

I need to memorize my lines for Love's Labour's Lost

#primetime Dan Plum is the guy you knew in high school who always said "I can do the writing, if someone else does the drawing" in a heartbeat when there was a poster project. I just know his poster-making and bubble letter talents are off the wall.

he breaks my fucking heart bro

I want to sit in the park and make weird little crafts with dan plum while we have a spotify jam going on in the background. Like I just want to hang out on a warm spring day and do whatever and make bracelets with dan plum while talking about whatever. It would fix things.

Dan gets nicotine poisoning from trying to chainsmoke with Chris so he can spend as much time as possible shooting the breeze & talking about TCAP at the hotel. Chris notices how dizzy his decoy is, so he lays him down and starts "taking care of" (touching & infantilizing) him.

I'm a college student trying to pay rent in 2026; I think it's okay if I use some one-shot dansen pwp fanfic smut and some edits of Skyler Gisondo and Robert Pattinson with sad indie songs to take the edge off before bed. Cigs are expensive but my laptop and phone are right here.

I watched Primetime four times in four days and tonight I'm just watching clips from it because I don't have time for the full thing again

🚨 | Chris Hansen has officially donated 20,000,000 dollars to the LGBTQ community. "I want them to shut up" Hansen elaborated in an exclusive interview.

okay but like what do the people who study this stuff for a living say

15-year-old me on Discord, Instagram, and Snapchat talking to guys going through quarter-life crises because I thought that if I didn't do it, I'd be passing it on to someone else:

"Wow, four months on T has really made my voice drop" The voice in question:

Langtaker

The number of people who think fandom should be a spectator sport is absurd. There shouldn't be "makers" and "consumers." We should all be talking and enjoying things together. Lurking in fandom and refusing to connect with other fans about your shared interest is a weakness imo.

Being welcomed back into my family after ten months of bare minimum contact and trying to make amends omg I'm so frankpilled I'm so langdoncore i'm so

avoiding auditory hallucinations will drive you to listen to some bullshit music that was never intended for human ears

"do it for the love of the game" but the thing about games is that they are, like, played with other people. It's not just one dude doing everything while everyone else sits around in silence without as much of a clap or a cheer. That's not how that works. That would be odd.

If I had an ex who was really hard to work with, made me watch ads before every date, & refused any form of serious intimacy beyond a chaste hug after years together, I would NEVER consider going back. You're not an "old flame;" you're an electric candle from TJ Maxx.

The only people who should have access to fics during the outage are people who were regularly leaving kudos & comments on fics before it all got shut down. Everyone else will be fine. You've already been pretending that fic writers don't matter, so why do you care now??