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gf that’s always been too shy to make a waffle at a hotel continental breakfast 🤝 bf that never missed his chance to make one
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is there anything better than a crunchy back crack
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just switched my ceiling fan to go clockwise for the winter and I’m feelin like an aerospace engineer
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buxom and bald
@BitchassChicken14 Oct 2022
RIP Hagrid 🖤
SZA
@sza26 Dec 2021
Lifes odd
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I can tell my period is coming by the way I teared up listening to Who Knew by Pink this morning
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
@roywoodjr1 Jul 2022
You can tell when the two flight attendants don’t fw each other. Zero chemistry on the drink cart
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Mark Cuban
@mcuban19 Jun 2022
Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !
Alex Matteo@Alexmatteo9419 Jun 2022
Replying to @mcuban
I just found a 3 month supply of the antidepressants I take for only $28.20. Saving me over $930 for the same span. It’s incredible what you are doing 🙏🏽
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ADHD Jesse
@adhdjesse13 Jun 2022
Nobody warns about the hazards of reading at a young age. I’ll be mispronouncing words like “haphazard”, “melancholy”, and “hors d'oeuvres” for the rest of my life.
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dating at 27 is asking ur bf if he wants to go half on a baby when he sends u a pic of him mowing a lawn
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RapCaviar
@RapCaviar13 Apr 2022
Welcome to Sosa Studies class
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I don’t care if I miss my flight I am not getting on the plane until Shrek Forever After finishes downloading
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Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer
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soulmates are friends too, not just partners
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slavic version of the sex talk
hales@hayvyoral27 Feb 2022
never had the sex talk but i did have the “you have a long line of alcoholics in ur family so you need to be careful” talk
accidentally spelled observation “observatino” and it’s now my new favorite word
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philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_1 Mar 2022
Someone in the crowd: “You’re late!” Rihanna: “No shit.”
hoochie that’s no one’s mama 🫨@luxxopinions1 Mar 2022
Rihanna arriving at the Dior Fashion Show #PFW
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I don’t understand the hatred for QR code menus like your phone is already in your hand bro
nick wright
@getnickwright28 Feb 2022
QR Codes replacing paper menus as the default option at restaurants might be the single best example of a supposed technological advancement simply making things far, far worse & more complicated with literally no tangible benefit to the consumer whatsoever.
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does chicken ever gross you out for tasting too “chickeny”
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