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morty

@deeemorty

formally @deemorty | stemcel | known molester | priv: @Qunalo0 | kkhv truecel | follow = endorsement of everything I say | hood weeb classic

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In an attempt to forcefully submit me to normgriod mind control @elonmusk suspended my account @deemorty. Mutuals plz follow me back😿
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"Fakecel if you leave the house on Halloween" I’m going to the park to play pokemon go, then I’ll look at whatever Halloween stuff they have there/at the museum, then see if there’s anything Halloween related to do, then I’ll eat, get candy, and go home deemorty.straw.page

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Actually I’ll probably do all that, then get candy, then get food, and go home. Then I’ll probably eat food and candy and watch a movie And by get candy I mean trick or treat
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My husband shouldn’t exist before meeting me yeah
jacob (@bumasswasian) profile picturejacob@bumasswasianOct 30
u genuinely cannot have had a life before meeting ur husband according to these guys holy fuck
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I don’t want to sleep yet but I guess I will. I don’t like any of you btw
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God you people are annoying
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I’m going to kms so I don’t have to go to work and never have to think about you ppl ever again!
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“people” on twitter will talk about how ugly someone who looks better than you is, dm you “hey foid”, then say you’re a fakecel for not responding
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It’s just that no moid could ever think like I do. They’re incapable of it
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It’s important to get into anime growing up or you risk turning into one of the apparently thousands tugging their shit to Bob’s Burgers
🔞👾 plum (@plums2pickles) profile picture🔞👾 plum@plums2picklesOct 29
yet another real life feat for the WD
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realistic version
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:/
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pupsik@pupsiksyOct 30
please be kind
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I can really feel my overbite rn and it’s disgusting
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If I go to sleep it feels like work will come faster
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I enjoy the shirt grip in that gif especially
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"when r u gonna make a boyfriend application doc" Yeah id probably rather just die than ever do that tbh deemorty.straw.page

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Should I start hating more
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You can see where I covered the rest of the message…embarrassing, but it’s irrelevant to the tweet
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“Ozempic near me”
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